Trailer of the Week
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Johnny Depp in Public Enemies
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Written by David Jacobs
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Monday, 29 June 2009 |
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I was led to the movies by several friends, all of who thought this movie was "hilarious". The cast was worse than any gaggle of washed up Saturday Night Live never has beens that you could assemble. The combination of the entire cast had less machismo than Ralph Macchio in leopard spandex giving Mr. Miagi an oil massage. Who is that foul looking lardo? Shave your 1970's vagina face and go to the gym. After the passing of John Candy, there is no one who can hold a candle to his comedic genious and genuine charisma. The new modern fat guy film persona is just plain gross. Move on, find something new and save us the pain. This movie had such an original concept; Drunk jackasses going to Las Vegas. Now how can that get old? Throw in a naked oriental man, and Mike Tyson with a Tiger? Come on now, you had me at Siegfried. Actually, no, you didn’t. There are dumb comedies and dumber comedies. This one is borderline retard. A different cast, and director, perhaps I would have enjoyed this more… Overall, if you go to this movie, I am sorry for you, and you will be dumber for it.
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Go Watch Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen |
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
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Friday, 26 June 2009 |
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The critics universally savaged Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Somehow, logically, this must mean the movie is excellent right? Right! The film is excellent in a dozen ways, offset only be a few flaws, each of which are necessary…
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
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Tuesday, 23 June 2009 |
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Powder Blue is a straight to DVD release. As movie fans we must be vigilant not to be duped by the quality of the cast. Many B list actors and actresses crave both the spotlight and a paycheck so much they will star in just about anything. Powder Blue’s main attraction is Jessica Biel. Before you horndogs elevate your hopes, one cannot tell at all which character she plays. This movie is deliberately confusing in a failed attempt to mask its flaws.
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
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Monday, 22 June 2009 |
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My job is fun, fulfilling and sometimes exciting. The reverse side of this occurs when I dish out $15.00 of company money to watch a new movie that tanks worse than the Iranian presidential recount. The Proposal; I have a proposal: DO NOT SHOW A PREVIEW FOR A SANDRA BULLOCK CHICK FLICK BEFORE I START WATCHING A DIFFERENT SANDRA BULLOCK CHICK FLICK.
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Flashback Thursday: Sweet November |
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
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Thursday, 18 June 2009 |
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Sweet November is a romance film that rivals The Notebook. It arrived early enough in the grand scheme of the chick flick market to provide a template for future films. It is more of an original than a copy of a copy of a…copy.
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
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Thursday, 11 June 2009 |
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Land of the Lost…Isn’t this where Will Ferrell’s career lives? Many people loved Anchorman, although an equal if not greater number think of it as lacking humor, dignity or anything resembling acting…
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Written by STAFF
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Wednesday, 03 June 2009 |
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
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Monday, 01 June 2009 |
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Imagine That is Eddie Murphy’s latest attempt at becoming relevant and or bankable. Typically movies such as Meet Dave and Norbit would be seen as career killers. When this happens stars do one of two things; they either enlist as cartoon movie voice specialists or star in Disney films. Eddie Murphy has chosen the latter. For years he entertained millions as one of America’s biggest stars…
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Hancock or Hancrock? You Decide |
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Monday, 07 July 2008 |
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It seems that there’s not much Will Smith can’t do. The man is a great actor, he’s a talented musician; he served as co-creator and writer on the hit CW television show "All of Us", and, let’s face it, he’s had a hand in producing some pretty cute (and talented) children. With all of those credits to his name, you’d think he could do no wrong. Too bad Hancock proves that no matter how good he is, a movie cannot be saved on the merits of Will Smith alone.
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Sunday, 01 June 2008 |
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I have fallen in love more powerfully than I imaged had been possible, and in a finite period of time. This love did not involved $50,000 rings, $10,000 shoes, $3,000 Dolce and Gabbana dresses or $2,000 Louis Vitton purses. Imagine how glamorous life would be if we all mythically made $8,000,000 a year minimum and could afford to buy and sell anything and everything we ever wanted without the slightest consideration of financial repercussions? What if the four shallowest characters ever invented were portrayed as epic nouveau archetypes for our current societal values? Humpy (Samantha), Dumpy (Mr. Big), Grumpy (Charlotte) Fugly (Steve), Dopey (Carrie), and Beastly (Miranda) make a mockery of men and of feminists everywhere…
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Wednesday, 12 December 2007 |
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What is there to write about the most incredible movie ever produced? Very few moments of this film are even slightly enjoyable or remotely interesting. Instead, the majority of the movie is cringe worthy, sickening, nauseating, and generally miserable. What ensues is a series of heart-breaking twists and turns that will not just make your stomach flip, they will make your heart beat faster.
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