In the mood for some graphic, unadulterated, raw, racy, loud, heavy, sweaty movie sex scenes but don’t want to rent pornography? Have I got a solution for you! The unrated DVD of Good Luck Chuck starring Jessica Alba and Dane Cook contains enough adult debauchery and all out raunchy content to satisfy even the dirtiest of minds. Sadly, the makers of this movie were praying that was enough to make this thing a winner. Their prayers remain unanswered.

Well, it seems that the world has lost another young talent. Heathcliff Andrew Ledger was taken away from us too soon. He will be sorely missed the world over. In tribute to his legacy, it seems we here at Screen Spotlight have taken to the daunting task of reviewing his greatest works. I was gifted with the request to review a film he starred in that was released in 1999, 10 Things I Hate About You. This film is definitely one of my all time favorite "feel good" type movies. You certainly cannot walk away from seeing this film with anything less than a smile in your heart. It is truly an honor to even be allowed to write this review in tribute to Heath. I want to thank those here at Screen Spotlight who are/were responsible for giving me this opportunity. It means a lot to me. Now, ladies and gents, here is my review of 10 Things I Hate About You...

This movie is literally the worst movie I have seen since Zoltan Hound of Dracula. As I sat cringing in the theatre watching this film, I had to check myself for leakage and wished I had worn Depends. I tried to find something appealing here, but I had no luck. I quickly searched for a stale junior mint in hopes that I could break a tooth so I had an excuse to leave the theatre.

Blond Ambition.  This movie has it all: Dancing Norwegian priests, blond jokes, construction workers, gorgeous women, and Willie Nelson. The credit goes to the casting directors who have managed to pull off the steal of the century.  They assembled a team of the worst, least comical, most hideous array of comedians, and still the public (me) rents this movie. CONGRATULATIONS! I do not know you and somehow you have managed to waste ninety minutes of my life, are one of my ex-girlfriends?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is not an easy thing to do. For one she is beautiful and fun and quirky, not to mention insecure and delicious. Please take my advice gentlemen: If you are recently divorced or separated from a long-term relationship, do not watch this movie anytime soon. It is often heart-breaking and agonizing as it is so revealing and frankly, despite what armchair critics would say, true to life.