Jessica Simpson is a fine actress, and I am the King of Scotland and I own the Brooklyn Bridge. If you think the following joke is hilarious, you will surely love Blond Ambition: "Ok I’m here, now what are your other two wishes?"

       Larry Miller is over the hill, Andy Cock, I mean Dick, is the biggest tool ever to have the opportunity to act in films. Willie Nelson is still stoned, and this movie is essentially Luke Wilson’s worst nightmare. Luke!!! Wake up man! Are you still sleeping? No? Oh god, I really did just watch this movie.

       I will look at the bright side, the Patriots and Giants, 2/3 of my favorite teams of all time will duke it out for the gold to an expected audience of 100 million viewers. Let’s go Tom, let’s go Stra, my hats off to you!