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Wall-E and Journey

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       My question is, since they have lost their bone mass and do not move, how do they go to the bathroom? Am I the only one curious here? That is one stinky ship. Putting my wit aside, Wall-E befriends a search and destroy robot - EVE, and we are left with a robot love story. As cheesy as it sounds, it works and creates a space adventure even Ray Bradbury would enjoy. Brilliant animation, creative story, intricate structure and a heartwarming adventure for all ages.

Journey to the Center of the Earth:

       This is a one dimensional film, in 3D. This film would have worked much better as a 30 minute IMAX movie. Don't get me wrong, I like Brendan Fraser, but since he has eaten a "blockbuster" pop tart with cheese, his movies have gone by the way of limburger. This is not something that can be thrown together in an hour and a half. The entire "center of the earth" can be missed in one bathroom break. I am a little sick of the fetid stench of the Hollywood "how can we make a quick buck" mentality and serve a relentless barage of s*it sandwiches to the general public.

       Do you realize how much movie tickets cost these days? Wow, an underground ant farm without ants! I would have enjoyed the creative meeting for this film, my guess it was something like this ; "Let's throw in a drooling T-rex, people love those, did you see jurrasic park? Oh my god, how about a large venus fly trap that eats people? That would be so cool! We can’t forget a hot chick! Does anyone have a maxim magazine? Did anyone see the teacher in Florida who doinked her student? How about a love triangle with a 13 year old boy, and two adults? Wow, this is a hidden gem, almost like a diamond on the wall of a lava tube!!

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