Alien is adorned in body armor and a classical set of jagged, razor sharp teeth. He may wish to have his salivary glands checked at the local ENT doctor’s office. For his part, Alien is a professional breeder and will lovingly murder everyone in sight in order to provide a safer and loving environment for its numerous demon spawn. Predator looks eerily similar to the vampires whose cheeks spread open widely in Blade II, the last decent installment of the series. The entire point of Predator’s existence seems to be the execution of Alien, and perhaps a few hundred innocent victims in case the cameras are rolling.

       Overall, expect to be entertained, anticipate many raucous but inexplicable laughs, and try to focus on the bright lights deliberately spliced in by the Strause brothers to ensure you will not fall asleep due to the lack of any compelling character development.