Marie Osmond's son has died in Los Angeles. Britney Spears is blonde again. Again? when was she not blonde? I must have missed the microchip implant (not the boob implants) that upped her IQ to 50. Lil Wayne is going to jail. I hope he finds BIG boyfriend. Timbaland and Justin T have reunited. OH I have been traveling on this high pitched woman sounding road for too long. Ashlee Simpson and Kim Kardashian have been hiding tricks in their makeup bags? I thought they were tricks concealing makeup? Gosh it is so hard to keep things straight.

Sandra Bullock may show up on your TV screen. Get the remotes ready people. Then press up or down. Gabourey Sidibe may win an Oscar. I guess the question is can she read the writing on the award? Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods like a birdie on a par 5. Apparently no longer able to cheat even Mr. Woods cannot quench his thirst. Who should "The Bachelor" pick to be his bride? I thought Corpse Bride was a funny movie why not pick her? She might have more life than the contestants on the show?