Corey Haim, star of The Lost Boys and Blown Away and a dozen other 80s movies has died. Whether from alcohol abuse, drug abuse or being a child actor turned loser, it is unclear how or why he died. Maybe he took pills prescribed by Michael Jackson's doctor? In another despicable act by "The Academy" Farrah Fawcett was snubbed by the Oscar Acdemy from the footage portion of those who died in 2009. Robert Pattinson is not a victim of the paparazzi, nor a victim of the tabloids, he is a victim of Ebonics. His new name in the media is "Rpatzz". Brilliant. Why does every DJ across America call teenage "sensation" Justin Bieber Justin Beaver? Are they implicating his sexuality?

Linsay Lohan is suing E-Trade Financial for a reported 100 million dollars. This finally answers the question we have all been asking; "what does a frivolous person do with her time?" the answer is "file frivolous lawsuits". Katherine Heigls take s awalk ont he wild side and attempts to have a personality. Sorry Kate, dying your hair brown does not qualify. Brooke Shields has two lovely children. The only question is when will they be appearing in commercials? I personally think Kristin Stewart and Queen Latifah rocked the red carpet when considering them on a pound for pound basis.