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Outsourced and The Fall

Outsourced

After his department is outsourced to India, an American novelty salesman (Todd Hamilton) must travel halfway around the world to teach the person who is set to take his job. Once he’s there, he realizes there’s a lot he needs to learn as well. It’s a corny, fish-out-of-water movie, but I have to admit, it’s a feel-good movie that actually makes you feel good. The love story feels forced and unnecessary, but it’s not overly romantic, and the actors play their parts with such honesty that it’s hard not to believe them. You can love it or hate it, but you’ll probably end up hating the fact that you love it.

The Fall

If there’s one movie that’ll make you want to buy a Blu-Ray player or a Playstation 3, it’s this one. This movie is absolutely, amazingly, breathtakingly beautiful. First of all, David Fincher (Fight Club) and Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich) are behind it, so you know it has to be awesome. Director Tarsem Singh is known for his visual style, and this film is Tarsem at his best. Based around an injured stuntman’s friendship with a little girl at the same hospital, it’s an adult fairy tale along the lines of "Pan’s Labyrinth." Story-wise, it’s rather thin, and good luck figuring what it’s about because the ending will certainly throw you off, but it’s such a fun ride that it doesn’t much matter.

 

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Box Office Numbers

$16.6MThe American
$14.1MMachete
$13.5MTakers
$8.7MThe Last Exorcism
$8.5MGoing the Distance
As of September 7, 2010

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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.” Bill Murray in What About Bob

Hollywood Gossip

Hollywood Tidbits, Gossip, News

The 5-0 are defending Paris Hilton’s short jail stint. She got out after three hours. I guess she just slipped through the crack. Angelina Jolie has taken a break from cheating on Brad and has visited victims of the multiple inundations (floods) in Pakistan. Billy Ray and Trace Cyrus will host a show about UFO’s. I wonder if that will include Miley’s panties (unidentified flying object). Has anybody else noticed the irony that the dumbest singer of all time has the last name Swift? Jessica Simpson has finally found happiness with Eric Johnson. Who? Apparently he loves her for who she really is. I am glad somebody finally found out. Maybe Simpson will figure it out too. This just in: the Olsen twins look old. Oh, and they stopped being cute 20 something years ago.

Jessica Alba is one of the few actresses to rebound from the baby bump syndrome to regain her previous form. This just in: Katy Perry still looks like a man. Does anyone else think if Kim Kardashian loses another 40 pounds she can play Eva Longoria Parker’s (that’s a mouthful, that’s what she said) stunt double? Cyndi Lauper offered evidence she is on crack (see hair for details). Jesse James and transvestite Kat Von D are a couple. Mindy Kaling’s only fashion faux pas is Mindy Kaling. Finally, usher and Justin Bieber shared a moment backstage. I thought we already predicted this would happen?

 


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