Box Office Numbers

$103.0MMarvel's The Avengers
$29.6MDark Shadows
$5.8MThink Like a Man
$4.5MThe Hunger Games
$4.1MThe Lucky One
As of May 14, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

The Woman in Black (Daniel Radcliffe)

Be honest with yourselves folks, you would not give a rat's patootie about The Woman in Black were Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe not the featured star. Traditional ghost stories do not play well off-season (Halloween being their primetime). Moreover, The Woman in Black does not offer scares like Insidious does or murder and mayhem in the bloody vein of Saw; instead we are treated to a 1960s style English ghost story in a remote pastoral town that has been stultified and countrified by ghost paranoia. Let's be clear, The Woman in Black is a drawn out sound effects laden movie about an evil spirit that haunts a bucolic British town in the early 1900s. Enter Daniel Radcliffe and we've got the whole world curious.

Fresh off his Broadway play "How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying", Radcliffe has accepted the role of a lawyer (Arthur Kipps) in the midst of some drastic life changes. Arthur's wife Stella (Sophie Stuckey) died and left him with a young son to care for. All the while, his career in jurisprudence is disintegrating as his performance is waning. To salvage his reputation and to remain with his firm, Arthur is tasked with traveling to a remote rural town to sort through a deceased woman's documents. His bosses want him to determine if any papers or monies are unaccounted for. Arthur is not by nature a superstitious man but what he encounters is harrowing (well, sort of).

Onboard the train to his destination, Arthur encounters a kindly but conflicted elderly man (Roger Allam as Mr. Bentley). Mr. Bentley is the only man in town wealthy enough to afford an automobile. He lives a lonely life with his wife who is convinced a specter haunts their town and causes horrible tragedies to occur. Mrs. Bentley believes that he child died on account of this wicked witch. The superstitious believe that every time she appears another child is found dead. Mr. Bentley remains unconvinced and pities his wife for her suffering.

Arthur encounters resistance among the town's people. He is housed in the attic where three young women inexplicably took their own lives by jumping out. His business ultimately takes him, against the will of the town's folk, to the outlying mansion in the marshlands where he must sort through hundreds of documents. The road is often flooded and impassable which makes his journey to and fro quote perilous. Only Mr. Bentley is willing to chauffeur him to his destination.

Once inside the mansion Arthur is quickly spooked. Loud noises are conjured, dolls move on their own, the floor creaks, there are whispers, and he sees the shadows of the dead. He exhausts the complement of candles and lanterns but the house remains dreary and dim. Progressively, the haunting becomes more severe. He suspects the woman in black (a ghost) continues to hang herself because of her grief over losing a child to drowning (which she blames her neglectful ex-husband for). Arthur must nevertheless press forward or he will lose his good standing forever in the legal field.

The majority of the scares offered by Director James Watkins are more auditory than they are visual. At first they are slightly spooky but his repetition of the same trick quickly grows tiresome. Moreover, Radcliffe is still Harry Potter at heart. He cannot seem to break free from those chains just yet, but believe me, we all wish we were so burdened! This is a step forward for the young star but it is more of a homework assignment than a final test. Frankly, I have no idea whether or not Radcliffe will turn out to be a successful actor. Despite his shortcomings (height being one of them), the boy who lives is now the boy who acted and did so with passion and professionalism. He is capable of anything, but just what are those things going to be? Your guess is as good as mine. The Woman in Black is boring and redundant and not a little bit silly, but hey, that's not why we all watched the movie is it?

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