Still thinking about going to watch Halloween 2? Here is what you need to bring along: A profanity dictionary, ear plugs, and a motion discomfort bag. Everybody knows that Rob Zombie is a twisted and perverse drug addict. For some reason a desperate film studio has allowed him to produce and in some cases direct movies that resemble an honest to god bloodbath. To be honest, I used to enjoy that. I love the old Phantasm, Halloween and Freddy movies. I find them hilarious and edgy despite their age. Rob Zombie’s iteration however, is a huge disgrace not only to the Halloween legacy, but to movie making in general.
For some reason (sex), Rob Zombie (I really hope he changed his name) casts his wife Sherry Moon Zombie (lol, seriously you have to laugh) in every one of his films. Personally, I think she married him for love, not for money and fame. All gossip aside, Halloween 2 is a pure nightmare. The screams are loud, the footage on the television screens in the background is beyond bizarre and creepy, and every character looks like a drugged out F-list actor portraying a hillbilly from literally the middle of nowhere. This does not create or add suspense; it makes the killing scenes look more sickening than they otherwise would. This movie has no humour, only sadism and masochism, which is no longer edgy or cool, it is plain vomitous. If I had one wish this Halloween it would not be to see this landfill of a film.
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