Box Office Numbers

$103.0MMarvel's The Avengers
$29.6MDark Shadows
$5.8MThink Like a Man
$4.5MThe Hunger Games
$4.1MThe Lucky One
As of May 14, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Steinberg's Turnbuckle: Saw 3D

The purported final installment of the Saw franchise has hit the theaters, in 3D, no less, to bring a sense of closure to the horror series. If this is really “Game Over” for the Saw franchise, how did the final movie fare?

      In full disclosure, this was the first 3D movie that I’ve ever seen (with the 3D effects/glasses); as a huge Saw fan, I honestly found the 3D effects to be annoyingly unnecessary, as my primary focus was on the storyline and the new traps (in that order). Yes, a few of the effects were interesting, but overall, I would have preferred to have watched the movie in 2D, and the price tag for the 3D effect was definitely not worth the payoff.

     Having said that, the movie begins with a tease of what happened to Dr. Lawrence Gordon (played by Cary Elwes) after he sawed off his foot in the original Saw, in an attempt to escape his confinement and save his family. The movie then cuts away to the first Saw “game” that has ever been performed “in public,” involving a ho-bag and her two male lovers. The 3D effect is on full display during this scene, and it is one of the best opening traps of all the movies (the best trap was in the opening scene from Saw 6, a review of which can be found here.

     The movie proceeds to focus on two plots; (a) the revenge of the “reverse bear trap on his head” surviving Detective Mark Hoffman, as he hunts down an immunity and police-protected Jill Tuck (Jigsaw’s ex-wife and one of his accomplices), and (b) the newest game, which involves Bobby, a man who pretends to be a Jigsaw “survivor,” when in reality, he is a cash-grabbing liar, spinning his false story into a profitable book and talk show appearances. You just know that things are going to go badly for Bobby and his team of co-conspirators.

     Leading the charge in trying to stop Hoffman is Matt Gibson, an Internal Affairs Detective, whose life was saved by Hoffman years earlier. In a flashback scene, Hoffman ends up shooting Gibson’s attacker, long after the attacker was disarmed and surrendered. This scene, while establishing the relationship between Gibson and Hoffman (Gibson rats out Hoffman for his actions, ironically leading to Hoffman’s promotion), also serves to highlight the differences between Jigsaw and Hoffman. Jigsaw claims in the prior movies that he never murdered anyone; that he always gave people the chance to make a choice between life and death, and that he found murder to be distasteful. Comparatively, we’ve seen from Saw 5 to the present movie how Hoffman will freely kill those who get in his way, without remorse, to serve his needs. Even Amanda (the great Shawnee Smith), Jigsaw’s other protégée, didn’t murder anyone to obtain a selfish goal; she felt compassion for Adam, killing him out of mercy in Saw 3, rather than allowing him to starve to death.

    The film boasts the most “traps” out of any Saw movie, and while the traps are interesting, the majority are takeoffs of prior ideas, albeit more gruesome and in 3D (if, unlike me, you like 3D effects, the blood and body parts that occasionally fly your way will make your day). An additional problem is that there really isn’t a sense of connection between any of the trap victims and the audience, save one person (Bobby’s beautiful wife, played by Gina Holden, who is innocently unaware of Bobby’s farcical tale about surviving a Jigsaw trap). In prior movies, the audience would feel a connection to either the person playing the game or most of the trap victims. Here, there really isn’t any emotional investment in the characters of the last game, which negatively sets the movie apart from its predecessors.

    The other main problem that I had with the film was the lack of Tobin Bell. After his death in Saw 3, the man who plays Jigsaw would appear throughout the remaining sequels in flashback scenes. Knowing that this is the final movie, I can’t figure out why the writers only had Jigsaw make two appearances during the entire movie, for a mere eight minutes of screen time – it’s inexcusable!

     As for the good parts of the movie, Costas Mandylor’s presence (as Detective Hoffman) has improved over the course of the series, culminating in his surprising survival of the reverse bear trap at the end of Saw 6. Watching him rebound from a partially torn jaw to meticulously plot his revenge against Jill made me want to see him settle the score.

     Additionally, the scene where Jigsaw’s survivors meet on a regular basis to emotionally support each other was very creative. I loved seeing how many characters I recognized from the films, and trying to remember in which film they survived.

     The clear highlight of the film was the end, as once again, the writers did a great job of tying everything together. Inevitably, the Saw movies always go back to the franchise’s roots, and without spoiling the ending, the final scenes succeed in maintain this theme.

     When compared to other horror franchises, the Saw movies are at the top of the chain(saw); in every other horror series, at least one movie has stood out as virtually unwatchable. I recently wasted 3 hours of my life watching Friday the 13th Parts V and VI, which was comparable to having my eyes carved out with a spoon (I could have been playing videogames instead of watching that crap!). Everyone knows how terrible Halloween 3, 4 and 5 were. And, lest we forget the awfulness of the later entries of the Nightmare on Elm Street series. These movies became parodies of themselves, all in the name of squeezing every last dollar out of the genre-loving public.

     All sequels are made primarily because of the return of investment of “guaranteeing” a part of the prior movie’s financial haul. The difference between the Saw franchise and all other horror franchises is that the writers make a concentrated effort to tie each movie to the previous installment, in order to fully flesh-out why certain characters acted and reacted the way they did, and how the elaborate kidnappings/traps were set-up and executed. To that end, the current movie succeeds, though to a lesser degree than any other installment of the franchise.

     2 ½ out of 5 Stars. www.screenspotlight.com

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