Box Office Numbers

$103.0MMarvel's The Avengers
$29.6MDark Shadows
$5.8MThink Like a Man
$4.5MThe Hunger Games
$4.1MThe Lucky One
As of May 14, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

I Am Legend

Nice guys always finish last.

In this case it’s nice guy Will Smith and he has literally come last. In fact, he is the only one of us left, the last man standing; anywhere.

       I Am Legend is the latest incarnation of Richard Matheson’s 1954 story of the same name. Over the years it has been filmed as The Last Man On Earth, 1964, with Vincent Price, and the 1971 Charlton Heston vehicle The Omega Man.  You can also see more than just a passing influence in the British shocker 28 Days Later. For now though it’s back to Hollywood and Mr. Smith’s turn to be the Legend.       

       For those of you who haven’t seen it before, the plot is pretty simple. We clever humans genetically mutate an existing disease and turn it into the cure for cancer. Unfortunately there is a slight snag, and it seems we are not so clever after all. Something has gone ever so slightly wrong and instead of curing cancer the disease turns ninety nine percent of the world’s population into carcasses and the majority of the remaining ten percent into light sensitive, blood crazed, vampire types. Oops.

       Everyone that is, apart from Dr. Robert Neville, a brilliant army scientist who spends his days looking for a cure to the disease, and his nights in his bath tub, with his dog and a large gun.

       What you get with I Am Legend is something rare in a modern blockbuster: A movie that pretty much lives up to the hype.

       You have to take your hat off to director Francis Lawrence. His vision and creation of a post apocalyptic New York is worth the price of the admission alone. The opening scene of Smith driving after a herd of deer through a deserted Manhattan is nothing short of spectacular. He gives the empty streets a chilling feeling of scale and loss. It’s not that the city is empty of life, far from it. Deer roam the streets and huge flocks of bird’s rise upwards to the sky. Vines and moss have covered the buildings and grass grows over a vacant Times-Square. There are no sounds save the birds and the roar of Mr Smith’s red Mustang. Life the city has, just not human. To say it is eerie would be like calling the Grand Canyon a large ditch.

       Lawrence is helped by the fact that New York is an immensely photogenic city at the best of times, but in this desolate and deserted state it takes on a new kind of beauty. Crumbling, sad and slowly returning to nature. It is a frightening enough picture without the dark dwelling vampire mutants.

       The only trouble with a film about the last man on earth and a ton of bloodthirsty mutants is that it doesn’t leave much space for plot development. You do tend to find yourself waiting for the inevitable to happen and then when it does it’s not much of a surprise. However, that said, the action moves along quickly, helped by some very impressive flashbacks and some truly tense moments. Although, the film does have a tendency to go for the cheap shock tactics at times. But you are never bored as it accelerates through nerve jangling tension to exhilarating action and back as smoothly as Big Will’s Mustang.

       Smith is excellent as Robert Neville. A man still trying to save the human race despite the fact he is the only left. He gives the character the right mixture of sadness and drive while letting us know it wouldn’t take much for him to snap. He looks fantastic and despite his salt and pepper hair you get the feeling he has been spending more time at the gym than in the laboratory. This performance is solid. You feel for him as the last man on earth and what that would be like. He lives in the same house he always did, only now it has a laboratory in the basement, heavy metal shutters for the doors and windows and original Van Goghs on the wall. His only company in the world is his dog Sam who goes everywhere with him, but it is obvious that the solitude is getting to him. When he starts taking to shop mannequins you don’t see a man losing it but someone trying hard to keep it together and you sympathise. New York maybe his playground but it’s his prison at the same time. He is tied to it by not just his work but by his memories and his hope. Hope is what is driving him and he is running on empty.

       As big budget blockbuster films go this is not going to change the world. It is relatively predictable, there are too many unanswered questions and a few glaring inconsistencies; but if you can get past that and just want some all out good old fashioned fun then this is the film for you. The effects are great, the vampire mutants are scary, Will Smith is charismatic and heroic and it was just immensely enjoyable from start to finish. When it was over, I for one was very glad that when I left the theatre and walked through Times Square, it was still refreshingly overcrowded and so was the rest of New York.

 

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