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Machete Mademoiselle Chambon

The Hangover, Literally

I was led to the movies by several friends, all of who thought this movie was "hilarious".  The cast was worse than any gaggle of washed up Saturday Night Live never has beens that you could assemble.  The combination of the entire cast had less machismo than Ralph Macchio in leopard spandex giving Mr. Miagi an oil massage.  Who is that foul looking lardo?  Shave your 1970's vagina face and go to the gym.  After the passing of John Candy, there is no one who can hold a candle to his comedic genious and genuine charisma.  The new modern fat guy film persona is just plain gross.  Move on, find something new and save us the pain.  This movie had such an original concept;  Drunk jackasses going to Las Vegas.  Now how can that get old?  Throw in a naked oriental man, and Mike Tyson with a Tiger?  Come on now, you had me at Siegfried.  Actually, no, you didn’t.  There are dumb comedies and dumber comedies.  This one is borderline retard.  A different cast, and director, perhaps I would have enjoyed this more… Overall, if you go to this movie, I am sorry for you, and you will be dumber for it. 

Last Updated on Tuesday, 13 October 2009 04:46  

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