Box Office Numbers

$103.0MMarvel's The Avengers
$29.6MDark Shadows
$5.8MThink Like a Man
$4.5MThe Hunger Games
$4.1MThe Lucky One
As of May 14, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

I Neverwas aware this film existed

Aaron Eckhart, Ian McKellen, Michael Moriarty William Hurt, Brittany Murphy, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, Alan Cumming...Do any of those names ring a bell? What if I were to tell you that all of the aforementioned actors could be found in one film? I promise you that it is a film that you have quite possibly never heard of and would never have heard of if not for this review!

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       I stumbled on it quite randomly thanks to a helpful web feature that predicts and subsequently recommends films you may appreciate based on your prior ratings of similar movies. The film I am referring to in this particular case is the 2005 Miramax release Neverwas.

        Neverwas is the tale of a successful psychiatrist named Zach Riley(Aaron Eckhart) who leaves his high profile job to take a minuscule position treating patients at the Mill Wood psychiatric hospital. Interestingly enough, it was the very same hospital that provided care to his father (Nick Nolte) years earlier. Shortly after leaving Mill Wood, Zach’s father, a noted best selling children’s author, committed suicide. While working at Mill Wood, Zach is put in charge of one of the institutions most challenging, emotionally disturbed guests, a man named Gabriel (Ian McKellen). From their very first meeting it becomes instantly apparent that Gabriel seems to know a great deal about Zach, his past, and even his father. Blatant dismissal turns to curious inquiry as Zach does his best to uncover the forgotten truths of his youth; along with a long lost friend from his childhood (Brittany Murphy) he dives into a journey of self discovery that ultimately opens his eyes and helps him conquer the demons of a past life he had all but forgotten.

       This film is absolutely one of those "lost gems" of the industry that sometimes pop up here and there. Even with such big name actors in the cast, this film was barely promoted and hardly noticed. So many brilliant performances flood this film that it is quite nearly bursting at the seams. Nick Nolte is as haunting as ever and turns out a truly amazing performance. Ian McKellen plays Gabriel to an absolute T, and as he narrates the opening scenes one cannot help but be mesmerized by his unmistakable voice. I do declare that man could record himself reciting the telephone book and I would buy the CD. The Phillip Glass soundtrack moves the film along quite nicely and in my opinion really contributes quite beautifully to the whimsical feel of the film.

       Aside from Ian McKellen (no surprise there!) I believe Aaron Eckhart delivers the best performance in this movie. I am relatively unfamiliar with Eckhart’s past roles. Having previously only known him from his albeit brilliant performance in Thank You For Smoking, how he would fit in this film was a bit perplexing to me. His opening scenes had me a bit leery of just how well he would do, but once I let myself melt into the heart of what this film was and where it was coming from, Eckhart’s character came alive. He delivers a raw, gritty, real portrayal of a man fending off closeted skeletons from his past all while desperately attempting to keep some form of composure. Meanwhile, he strains to keep a grasp on his personal sanity. This sort of torment is exactly what Aaron Eckhart delivers and if you allow yourself to be taken into the soul of this film then you will be treated to a performance that is guaranteed to please.

       The cast of Neverwas shines quite brightly. The movie itself is a cinematic treasure. You are missing out if you choose not to view it. It may be a hard movie to find, but it is absolutely worth it. This ranks quite highly on my list of favorite films and I would gladly watch it over and over again.

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