| $ | 103.0M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 29.6M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 5.8M | Think Like a Man |
| $ | 4.5M | The Hunger Games |
| $ | 4.1M | The Lucky One |
| As of May 14, 2012 | ||
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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As action heroes go, James McAvoy may not be someone that you would expect as a gun toting killer, but sometimes the unexpected is what creates brilliance. Wanted is the story of lovable loser Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy). He is stuck inside of a dead end job locked away all day in his tiny cubicle. He is forced to deal with an overbearing boss (Lorna Scott) and a girlfriend who disrespects him in every way possible (including constantly having sex with Wesley’s best friend, Barry (Chris Pratt)), behind his back. Fending off daily panic attacks with a lifetime refillable pill prescription, Wesley is headed nowhere and fast. Enter Fox (Angelina Jolie) with a proposition that may just skyrocket young Wesley far away from the boring life he’s used to…
Fox, it turns out, has been sent by the mysterious Sloan (Morgan Freeman) as a representative of a secret society of assassins known as the fraternity and is looking to recruit Wesley and/or save him from the man that’s making attempts on his life. It turns out that unbeknownst to him, Wesley’s father was one of the greatest assassins ever to live and has recently been cut down in the line of duty. It now falls to Wesley to track down and assassinate his father’s killer, a rogue named Cross (Thomas Kretschmann). After initial hesitation, Wesley agrees to join the "fraternity" of assassins and begins a rigorous training regimen.
Let me just say that for my money, this movie had it all. Amazing action abounds. The weapon work here may have seemed a bit unrealistic, but it kept viewers engaged and teetering on their seats edge. The acting was quite nice as well. I didn’t expect much from James McAvoy as a gun wielding assassin, but the role he played was so much more and in my humblest of opinions he played it well. Some of the lines were cheesy and some of the stunts were atrocious in the fact that in real life they would never be possible, but that’s the joy of modern cinema and one of many reasons we go to the movies.
Angelina Jolie is hot. There are not many valid reasons that would do well to debunk this common truth. Her body is nearly impeccable. Her eyes pierce through your very soul like an amazingly sharp tipped dagger of wonder and joy. The way she moves and presents herself and speaks her lines with such seduction in her voice is reason enough for any warm blooded American male to salivate their way through anything she might be involved in. Here she shoots the guns with seeming skill and amazing ease, drives the cars like a street racing ace, and even appears nude in an amazing bathing scene. She may just be reason enough (for some) to give this flick a try.
Action. Oh my goodness action! This film has some action sequences that would impress even the staunchest of action critics. The car chase scenes are amazing (McAvoy gets past bullet proof windows by flipping his car over the top of a limo and shooting through the open sunroof). The fight scenes are nearly unequaled. I mean come on, the characters in this film can "bend" bullets for Petes sake!! The action scenes are a major draw to this film and even if the story line annoys you, the action cannot be denied.
This is definitely a must see summer film. The story line could be stronger, but the acting and the action support its weaknesses well enough to make it work. I beg of you to give this beauty a chance. I promise you won’t be disappointed!
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