Box Office Numbers

$103.0MMarvel's The Avengers
$29.6MDark Shadows
$5.8MThink Like a Man
$4.5MThe Hunger Games
$4.1MThe Lucky One
As of May 14, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Inglorious Basterds

Historians have been fascinated by Hitler and the Third Reich for a long time. This is understandable, particularly for political scientists, historians, internationalists, humanitarians, and for academics in general. However, a possibly alarming fascination has grown within the American people and citizens worldwide. Despite my initial apprehension at watching the thousandth film about Nazism and bearing witness to the further popularization of Adolf Hitler, Inglorious Basterds made me realize that this is still America and freedom of speech and expression is what more than anything defines this great nation.

       Brad Pitt is unexpectedly phenomenal here. He plays the role of Lieutenant Aldo Raine, a partially Native American Midwesterner with an accent to die for. Lt. Raine collects a squad of Jewish assassins who are charged with killing and scalping at least 100 Nazis each. Christoph Waltz plays the German Gestapo leader in charge of rounding up or killing Jews in France, Col. Hans Landa. Melanie Laurent plays the role of Shosanna Dreyfus whose entire family had been shot to death by Col. Landa and his Gestapo hangmen. Col. Landa plays the role of the satanic hangman flawlessly. Diane Kruger plays Bridget von Hammersmark, a German actress and defector working in union with the Basterds to bring down the Reich.

       The story Inglorious Basterds is written and the movie is directed by Quentin Tarantino. I cannot uncover his real motivation in creating this story and film. It is based on his graphic novel and is adapted to the screen. This is the first film I have watched in which Hitler and his henchmen are killed or seriously harmed. Tom Cruise tested his hand with Valkyrie, a primarily true portrayal of actual events in the attempted coup d’état of Germany. Referencing Schindler’s List, Tarantino dressed Melanie Laurent in red lipstick, nail polish, a red dress, and presaged her death in a fiery theater.

       What amazes me is not a story about the death of the Nazis, but Tarantino’s decision to portray the Jewish people as vengeful and murderous. When the Nazis are counterfactually killed in the theater, they are symbolically burned alive as though in a crematorium with a Jewish woman condemning them to death. This is disturbing and once again is a prime example of stoking the flames of anti-Semitism worldwide. Think I am sensationalizing this? Is anti-Semitism on the rise globally? Are the Israelis who are a democratic free-market ally of the U.S. portrayed fairly in the worldwide public eye? What is Tarantino thinking in showing Jews as murders, scalpers, and assassins when over 6 million were incinerated or gunned down in mass grave pits? Good question, I sure wish he could provide a clear answer. Daydreaming about how he would kill the Nazis and asking what if the Jews had revenged the death of 6 million on Hitler himself may not be reason enough to create such parallels between Nazi death squads and Jewish revenge murderers. I am not disgusted because for some reason this movie failed to offend me. Instead it made me cringe and wonder what the implications and or consequences will be for the Jewish people living in different countries around the world. I also have to wonder at what point the German people will be able to live their lives without being heinously reminded unceasingly about their crime against humanity. My grandparents are Holocaust survivors, would they approve of this movie? Would the leaders of Zionism? Do I approve of this movie? Freedom of expression trumps all of this, but despite my fantasies and what if thoughts, is this movie really the answer to the question, or one that raises a more troubling query?

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