Bryan Singer, director of X-Men and X-Men 2 is interested in directing another sequel. Rush Hour’s helmsman Brett Ratner stepped in and directed X-Men: The Last Stand. Singer had been busy destroying the Superman franchise in the meantime. Given the success of Wolverine I find it extremely disheartening that the series may turn backward rather than looking forward to a fantastic future. Saw VI is on the way in all of its glory. A quick recap is in order. Saw=bone chilling, Saw II=vomitous, Saw III=disgraceful, Saw IV=mildly suspenseful, Saw V=Mediocrity, Saw VI=More Tobin Bell. Ladies and gentlemen more Bell is better as his pseudo-replacement Costas Mandylor is a buffoon. He is ill-suited for any screen, including the one on my porch.
Sam Raimi is planning a World of Warcraft movie nearly identical to the video game. Man will that movie have shocking twists and turns, if you live under a rock and have never heard of gaming. Matt Helm became a nearly canceled project when Dreamworks disbanded. The project was originally tailor made for George Clooney and has since been passed on to Bradley Cooper? Radio talk show host Chris Myers said it best, "that is like going from dating Beyonce to dating Whoopi Goldberg".
Spiderman 4 is in the works as is The Hobbit. Guillermo Del Toro will replace Peter Jackson as the director. Words cannot describe the cringing that true fans are doing. No matter how much elitist critics adore Del Toro, his movies are still lifeless, unimaginative and as uneventful as a funeral. Peter Jackson proved himself an absolute stud in the director’s chair so why remove him? Still, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis and Hugo Weaving will resume their roles. Somehow Del Toro’s pal Ron Perlman has been included in the rumored cast (ugh, sigh, oof!). That is a wrap folks, you have been spotlighted!
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