Bitch Slapped? More like a** raped. Two of the primary characters’ names are "Dicksplash" (one word or two?) and "Boom Boom". As the feast/smorgasbord of breast meat begins one of our harlots enters a trailer, downs a few magic pills and has an Exorcist moment. She then proceeds to tell her trailer trash friends that there were no pharmaceuticals of any kind inside…
Then arrives the best moment of the film and coincidentally the exact moment I stopped viewing it permanently. The three ladies in a triptych-ally split screen open the trunk to their ancient yet "classic: automobile and out pops a revolting man in a G-string flailing his arms at them. He is quickly beaten down but not before the dialogue heats up. He calls them every foul name invented and their response is "stop being so sublime Dicksplash". Why is this hilarious beyond all reason? Allow me to define the word sublime for you according to dictionary.com; "elevated or lofty in thought, language, etc." Considering the film begins with a Joseph Conrad (Heart of Darkness) quotation and it is about hooligans insulting and competing against other wannabe mobsters I am upset not to be able to continue. Who says big-breasted women cannot act? P.S. I am very sorry to my readers for having to endure this review but the picture is real and it is on display prominently at Blockbuster. Vulgarity is not my strongsuit so I hope I have done it at least some justice. Imagine my job as the website administrator. I have to think of keywords for readers to search in order to find our website. Imagine the fun I have had with Bitch Slap.
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