| $ | 103.0M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 29.6M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 5.8M | Think Like a Man |
| $ | 4.5M | The Hunger Games |
| $ | 4.1M | The Lucky One |
| As of May 14, 2012 | ||
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
Read more...I get annoyed when ideas are repetitively played out and only I seem to notice. I am not talking about unnecessary sequels such as the Matrix Reloaded, and Matrix Revolutions. It is the subject matter that gets rehashed and reworked and reintroduced in “new and interesting” ways (i.e. Nicholas Sparks). Keeping this in mind, I felt concerned when I entered the theater for a viewing of Predators. Not only have the predators themselves been reinvented a dozen times, the overall theme (strangers stuck somewhere with no way; they must band together to survive or attempt to destroy each other in the process) has become tiresome (E.g. Condemned, Ten Little Indians, Battle Royale)
Predators opens with our main character, Royce (played by an extremely toned Adrien Brody) unconsciously free falling while strapped to a parachute. After an inelegant landing, Royce surveys his surroundings and realizes he is not the only one who has mysteriously dropped into this strange land with no recollection of the past. Mexican mafia member Cuchillo (Danny Trejo) joins him and eventually they run into some others and together they form a band of merry miscreants. The group soon discovers they are trapped on an alien planet and are being hunted down for sport. The gang must discover a way to outrun or destroy the predators or they will become the prey.
I am a fan of Adrien Brody, but I was not sure how he would come across as the lead in a cutthroat action film. He was brilliant in The Pianist and his performance in The Jacket was spectacular, but I thought this role could be a bit of a stretch for him. Suspicions aside, he shined in this role. He also apparently hit the gym hard in preparation for the film. In the final fight scene (which is amazing, by the way) the camera pans to a shirtless Brody and I was shocked. He looked like a UFC fighter in his prime. Many have complained about the Brody casting choice, arguing that a Vin Diesel type would have been better. Casting Brody worked well and the casting of a typical Hollywood muscle-head so to speak would have been a bit too obvious for my taste.
Let’s talk for a minute about Michelle Rodriguez. She is professionally screwed. She has type cast herself so heavily that every time I see a tough as nails/take no prisoners woman in an action film I wonder why it’s not her. Alice Braga does a fine job as Royce’s female counterpart and basically the voice of his conscience. It’s a discredit to her for not branching out more often and it ultimately takes away from an otherwise worthy performance by another strong Latina actress.
This film could have been better, but it is ultimately not wretched. There were some things that I absolutely disliked (Topher Grace in general is one), but there were also some moments that I loved (Larry Fishburne [who apparently got lost in this alien land while Searching for Bobby Fischer] plays a pretty brilliant mental case who has somehow survived alone in this barren land for ten years). I would recommend you watch Predators. The plot may be generic, but the action is passable and the cast meshes well. Also, with the backing of Bob Rodriguez’s Troublemaker Studios (now you see why Dan Trejo was cast), you know you’re in for a pretty decent thrill ride.
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