Box Office Numbers

$103.0MMarvel's The Avengers
$29.6MDark Shadows
$5.8MThink Like a Man
$4.5MThe Hunger Games
$4.1MThe Lucky One
As of May 14, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

La Soga Starring Manny Perez

La Soga (The Butcher’s Son) presents a story that mirrors border towns across the Mexican-U.S. border every day. Illegal immigration represents a massive security issue and causes a bitter cultural divide here in America. The side of the story that is rarely told is what happens when illegal immigrants that are convicted criminals are deported to their home countries. What happens to them and how are they repatriated into Caribbean, Central or South American society? La Soga is a film directed by Josh Crook that attempts to answer these questions in the most graphic way possible.

     Luisito (Manny Perez) is known as “La Soga”, or the butcher’s son. Raised by his father until he turned ten, Luis grew up in a contemptuous neighborhood riddled with drug dealers and lousy criminals. His environment led to personal tragedy when a malicious criminal Rafa (Paul Calderon) murdered his father. This event caused a major course change in Luis’ life. From that moment forward he devoted himself to capturing or killing drug dealers and their peddlers.

     The plot is immediately fast-forwarded twenty years into the future, now the present. Luis works for General Colon (Juan Fernandez), head of the Dominican secret police. General Colon’s objective is to eradicate most drug lords from the streets of his country. To do so he capitalizes on Luis’ lifelong quest for vengeance and redemption.  He turns La Soga’s caustic nature into a full-blown wildfire. Luis has no mercy for drug smugglers. He kills them on site and takes no prisoners. This is truly the work of a ruthless killer, albeit one contracted by his own government.

     Before his father’s murder Luis had a best friend that left for New York to start a new life. In the middle of his struggle against crime Jenny reemerges in his life. She is almost instantly in love with him. This mostly occurs because she thinks he is a crime fighter, not a cold-blooded executioner. Convinced of his own righteousness, Luis does not understand the difference until he uncovers General Colon’s betrayal. Jenny is portrayed as innocent and good-natured. Luis charms her and she falls hard for his do-gooding persona.

     La Soga’s political point is that deported aliens often return home as criminals. They my have no choice but this often leads to drug smuggling and chaos on the streets. Luis understands how to handle this sort of delinquency but how can it be stopped before it ever begins?

     Though La Soga is not my cup of Constant Comet, that is to say cup of tea, it is an action-packed suspenseful thriller. It is a twisted morality tale full of surprises. It is worth mentioning Manny Perez not only plays La Soga, he also wrote the script and co-produced the show. It is obvious he poured everything he has into making the production a success. Some will be turned off by the violence and blurred lines between morality and uncivilized murderousness, but it makes the film thought-provoking and difficult to forget. I highly recommend La Soga as a thrill-ride for viewers that want to watch an exciting, often unpredictable film.

 

 

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