Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

Bourne Action Hero

It took the release of the box set for me to see all three of the Bourne movies and I’m glad I did. It allowed me to watch all of them without having to wait over 5 more years to do so.

       Matt Damon plays Jason Bourne, a character created by a New York Times Bestselling Author Robert Ludlum. I have come to find out that the "Bourne" character that is portrayed in the film is only "loosely" based on Ludlum’s creation, which might have upset some fans of the books. I can appreciate that but since I never read the novels I didn’t have to suffer from any of those hang-ups. Instead, I had the chance to enjoy Matt Damon’s take on this character which has made him one of the all time best action heroes.

       In all three movies, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy and lastly Bourne Ultimatum, we follow Jason Bourne, a black ops special agent, uniquely trained and working covertly for the CIA. This information however, as well as anything else from his past is unbeknownst to him at the time we are first introduced to the character. He was on a mission that failed in which he suffered physical harm, with the worst of his injuries being amnesia. The agent’s failed objective subsequently created political issues for the United States and all those behind the scenes, pulling Bourne’s strings. For the rest of the first film and the two sequels that followed, we watched Bourne start to put the pieces together, realizing who he is, who he can trust and how he became to be the man he is. All the while he avoids attempts on his life by certain agents in the government who are afraid of what he knows and how it can affect their agenda’s.

       How often do we as fans witness sequels getting better and better each time? The easy, short answer to that is, hardly ever. From Director Doug Liman’s job in the first installment to the Paul Greengrass’s hand in the two sequels we are taken on a fluid thrill ride. The pace is non stop and Greengrass delivers camera views and angles that make you feel like you are in the middle of the action. Not overshadowed by the special effects and stunts are the characters which manage to standout on their own amongst the explosive back drops in all of the films.

       A supporting cast of Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Brian Cox, Joan Allen and Julia Stiles to name a few, were all great in their roles and acted well to create characters that influence and affect every aspect of Bourne’s known existence.

       Matt Damon was able to take Bourne, a ruthless trained killer with almost unbelievable ingenuity and skills and make him an endearing character that you can’t help but root for. For such an unassuming character, Bourne’s fight scenes display raw ability and strength and are nothing short of top notch. As for the man he portrays, with all of his frustration at what he comes to realize is his life, we see Damon keep it simple. He doesn’t go over the top, at times even letting the story it self take you where you need to go with the character. It almost seems effortless for him to play a character which leads a life that is anything but. Matt Damon has created an "all time character" in, Jason Bourne.

* By the way…….rumor is that there will be a fourth movie. *

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