Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

Limitless with Bradley Cooper

Limitless, boundless, or infinite one thing is for sure; this it easily Bradley Cooper’s best film. Although he will never be a Liam Neeson, or even a Matthew McConaughey for that matter, given the proper direction, Cooper can be an entertaining and enticing actor. Based on the exceptional novel (similarly titled) by Alan Glynn, Limitless is a concept film and an unusual one at that. It is commonplace for concept movies to be all premise and no pizzazz. In this case the idea behind cerebral expansion is matched by furious action and fluid transitions. Limitless should win the number one rental spot on Netflix as the competition (Paul and The Lincoln Lawyer) is weaker than Kanye West’s voice without the synthesizer amplifying his every pseudo word.

Eddie Morra is a struggling writer with a book contract that is about to expire. He has written absolutely nothing of worth. He cannot concentrate long enough to develop a story. Time is running out for Eddie as his book editor is about to pull the proverbial plug on his writing career. Even more dire, his girlfriend Lindy (Abbie Cornish) is tired of supporting him. Lindy has deemed her man a total bum, a mooch, and a ne’er do well. In the middle of losing his mind, his girlfriend/bankroller, and his livelihood, Eddie has a chance encounter. He bumps into his ex wife Melissa’s (Anna Friel) brother. Her brother is looks like a seedy scoundrel but he cajoles Eddie into visiting his apartment for what promises to be a fascinating conversation. Eddie’s brother in law presents him with a once in a lifetime opportunity, one that he dismisses out of hand, at least at first. He is given one small pill. It is a futuristic looking pill, seemingly modeled with a chromium coating, but what can any pharmaceutical do to reverse one’s failures? Apparently everything.

Feeling frustrated in front of his blank computer screen, Eddie decides to chance swallowing the pill. Within 30 seconds he is able to access every memory he has ever had, every word he has ever read, every opinion he has ever heard, and he can learn at an exponentially faster rate. As the film progresses he learns Italian, Japanese, and a handful of other languages simply by memorizing collections of words. Within minutes Eddie begins writing and completes the majority of his long awaited book. His editor is thrilled with the work and suddenly his mind has been freed from its virtual imprisonment.

Let’s step back for a moment. This drug is referred to as NZT (MBT-38 in the book). It reminds me of Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Razadyne (Alzheimer’s medication). NZT activates every fiber of the mind so that a person may concentrate all of their brain power on any given stimuli/task/challenge, and therefore can solve any problem, learn any skill, and go so far as to make educated predictions about future trends and events. Essentially, and pardon the redundancy, this pharmaceutical makes the mind limitless. This is a brilliant notion for a motion picture, and one that we have all dreamed about at one time or another. Everybody wants to access their latent intellectual memories and to expand their brain’s capacity. Human beings are sentient creatures with a desire to expand their horizons, to become something more than they are, and to achieve previously impossible feats. For these reasons alone Limitless will be a popular film.

Once Eddie is convinced NZT can change his life for the better he visits his brother in law/rogue pharmacist and finds him dead on arrival. Somebody has murdered the sinister young man and his apartment has been ransacked. Eddie makes a split second decision to scour the apartment for any leftover NZT. He finds a virtual gold mine containing hundreds of pills. After a thorough police investigation he is largely vindicated of any wrongdoing and is deemed to have been at the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, Eddie is in control of his own destiny as he has a hefty supply of the genius wonder drug. Eddie’s life dramatically changes as he becomes a Wall Street investor, learns to speak new languages, finishes his long-awaited masterpiece, and becomes a more financially secure boyfriend for Lindy. This does not mean that his problems have suddenly ceased to exist.

Due to his carelessness and cavalier attitude toward NZT, Eddie alerts other abusers to his presence. Apparently, if one does not take the medication frequently they can wither and deteriorate both mentally and physically. There are some recently out of stock abusers that will murder for their next fix out of desperation. Imagine being a brilliant superman with the world at your fingertips one moment, and then the next a completely useless wastrel with no talent, reduced brain function, and no explanation for how this sudden downturn has transpired. To not have the drug is ruinous. Through happenstance, Eddie is now the only person that possesses a heavy supply of the drug.

While our braniac is busy facing an onslaught of frantic attackers, he is also planning for the future. Eddie has aligned himself with Wall Street trader Carl Van Loon (Robert De Niro). Van Loon is seeking a merger with another company that will earn billions for everyone involved. Eddie predicts every move and in the process earns the confidence of the billionaire investor. In the meantime, Eddie mindlessly forgets to pay his bookie back the 100K he borrowed to start his empire. Gennady (played by Andrew Howard who ironically looks like a dysfunctional Jason Statham) captures one of Eddie’s pills while recovering his money. He suddenly becomes much smarter, more vindictive and ruthless. This causes yet another potential stumbling block for our thrilling protagonist. In order to guarantee himself a better future, and one that has a secure and reliable supply of NZT, Eddie commissions a scientist to recreate the drug. It seems that he runs out of the medication in the direst of circumstances. Complications continually arise and the action reaches a fever pitch.

Limitless is a must watch movie. Although I will always harbor reservations about Bradley Cooper, I cannot deny this film is both entertaining and unusual. Director Neil Burger is an innovator of camera angles and clever visuals. He enjoys offering viewers the whirlwind effect as I call it; nonstop and unrelenting movement. There is never a dull moment in this film. Some viewers may feel disengaged from the highfalutin verbiage but it is a necessary evil as Eddie needs to be portrayed as an ultra genius or this film would never live up to its promise. Limitless has earned ¾ stars in my book, and that is saying a great deal considering my apathy toward Cooper.

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