Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

I Don't Know How She Does It with Sarah Jessica Parker

I Don't Know How She Does It is the perfect movie for Sarah Jessica Parker. It is a relatively age appropriate picture that does not showcase her as a thirty something hottie on the prowl, nor does it seek to portray her as a spoiled princess. Instead, I Don't Know How She Does It offers a more mild and serious Parker. She is able to come across as a real person, someone we can relate to and sympathize with, and quote frankly, I don't know how she does it.

Kate Reddy (Parker) is a financial executive. Her work responsibilities include light travel, late meetings, concocting financial reports, and being available at the drop of a dime for her boss or for a given client. You read correctly ladies and beasts, those are just her WORK obligations. Kate is also the mother of two lovely children and the wife of a very lucky man (for the most part). Richard Reddy (Greg Kinnear) is a devoted father and husband, resident sweetheart, and an overlooked professional. Someway, somehow, in the middle of reconciling and vowing to change their schedules to be there for each other more often, as well as home more frequently for the kids, both parents are asked to be ready (pun intended) to achieve the impossible. Kate's latest proposal is accepted by Jack Abelhammer (Pierce Brosnan), and Richard's pitch is a winner. Both are scheduled to begin grueling working hours that will keep them physically apart from each other and from their kids.

Throughout the film, the focus is on women and their perceptions of motherhood, their careers, and their ambitions. Fellow mother Wendy Best (Busy Philipps) is interviewed concerning her thoughts on Kate's choice to be both a mother and an executive. Kate is rather simple-minded and snobby about the subject. Her preference is to exercise all day rather than developing a professional identity. Kate's best friend Allison (Christina Hendricks) is completely supportive of her decisions and is convinced that Kate is the best juggler show knows. Other women from Kate's workplace are rather cold-hearted and drop-dead efficient, and most of all, disapproving about parenthood. Kate is depicted as a rarity, or something of a mysterious sideshow.

Sarah Jessica Parker is as good as any actress at making women look strong, independent and powerful. Though she often goes about it the wrong way by obsessing about looking younger than she is, and by wearing seven thousand dollar shoes, she nonetheless is something of an onscreen feminist. Aline Brosh McKenna co-wrote this script and it shows. Parker, Kinnear and Brosnan are used perfectly. Director Douglas McGrath knows just when to push on the accelerator and just when to slam on the brakes. Parker may not be the industry's most desirable woman in her forties, but she sure can put on a great show. I Don't Know How She Does It is a solid flick.

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