Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

 A man has broken the world record for fist pumping buy pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

Francis Powell Lambastes Charlie Wilson's War

A man is being given a hero’s accolades for his efforts in a war.  He receives rich applause.  With such an opening to a film, the film and principle character has much to live up to, so as to assume the mantle of a hero. The disappointment by the end is palpable.  Even the title of the film seems like a fraud.  This film is based on a true story, maybe the truth story is lost somewhere by the insipid way it is told.   The story to my mind would make decent a TV mini drama, but it lacks a lot as to a film.  Maybe the ingredients for a good film are there, but are criminally unexploited. 

       Any film with Tom Hanks is going to make you stand up and pay attention.  His acting mastery can hold together any impotent, poorly scripted and/or badly executed film. All the strings have to be pulled on this film, and even Hanks can’t wield the magic.  Hanks is not the only star in this film however, we also find Julie Roberts in an unlikely and unconvincing role.  For me she is as believable as false eye lashes or her peroxide dyed hair. She is portraying a staunchly anti-communist, filthy rich Texan, but I could not fathom her motivation.  It is she who sends Charlie Wilson (Hanks) on a mission to equip the Afghan army with the weapons they need to defeat the Russian army. Of course the two film super stars are given ample scope to flirt, but there is no depth to the relationship.  I was somewhat reminded of Roberts looking like a Cruella de Ville, without the black streak.  The film could trade off tacky, with vulgar characters.   The Wilson character is a bit on the maverick side, he appears a clumsy amateur politician; indeed the American foreign policy of these times seems to be dabbled in with an ill-conceived ineptitude.  There are some witty lines, but the film meanders from the whimsical to the serious, making you wonder what is the director trying to impress on you.  Bitter sweet films work well, but this seems bitter tacky, does this work, I am not so sure. 

       Wilson, a Democratic Texas Congressman, surrounds himself with a motley crew of bimbo like woman, who are party to his demeanours and aware he has the famed Federal prosecutor
Rudy Giuliani (who does not appear in this film) on his tail, as he is alleged to have taken cocaine. The film, after the scene of him being shown as a hero, shows him in a Jacuzzi with a bevy of bimbos. He’s a man who seems carefree about being found in an "uncompromising" position.

       He loves his women and is unconcerned about their background or any damage that might be incurred politically.  Enter the Julie Roberts character, and a less than sizzling love scene during a party.  She convinces him to go to Pakistan, where clumsily talks to the President, who puts him right on the Afghan army who  are being slaughtered by their Russian oppressors, particularly by helicopters that wreak havoc on the ground.  If there is a brief moving part to the film, it is when Wilson goes to a seemingly endless refugee camp and encounters children, most of whom are victims of landmine explosions. 

       The film shifts back in this part and touches on a tragic subject.  We learn the Americans have given paltry amounts of money to the mujahedeen, a rag tag army fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan. Everything from the U.S. has to be covert, as they don’t want it to be known they are extending the cold war.  The nub of the film, is that Wilson receives the funding (although he does not see any action) dramatically increased to take the war to the Russians, with the help of  the wacky  volatile
Gust Avrakotos, played by  Philip Seymour Hoffman, an obviously accomplished actor.  Is he a hero? I am sure, doubtlessly some of the money he generated no doubt landed gleefully into the hands of some shady arms dealers.  The Afghans looked exalted with their new ammunition, which have the accuracy and ability to down a helicopter.  Apart from aiming into the ground, even the most inept of military men could master such weaponry, heat guided and deadly. Real footage is shown to show the helicopters falling from the sky as cheers ring around the mujahedeen. 

       What is this film striving for, a tongue in cheek film about the botched American policy of the times and some of the tainted, vulgar characters shaping American policy in an amateurish hap hazard way? I walked out confused and disappointed.  There is a footnote to this story.  The Mujahedeen turned on their provider and benefactors and in another decade, it was not the Russians fighting off the dogged Mujahedeen, but the Americans combating Osama Bin Laden and his followers.      

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