| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Living in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin I find it a bit disheartening that many amazing films that are brought to us in "limited release" are never being shown in theaters anywhere near me. Also, I must usually wait for the DVD to see most of the great independent releases. A new feature offered by those who bring us the Independent Film Channel, however, is shining some light on my otherwise dim situation. The feature, available to Charter cable customers, offers on demand viewing of independent films the same day they are released in theaters. The current offering is the Romanian film creating a ton of buzz in many Hollywood circles, 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days.
Inspired by real events, 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days tells the gripping tale of 2 best friends/ college dorm mates. One of the friends finds herself pregnant and makes a decision to abort. In 1980's Romania, however, abortions (as well as any kinds of contraceptives) are illegal. Otilia(Anamaria Marinca) and her pregnant roommate Gabriela ‘Gabita’ Dragut(Laura Vasiliu) must avert the law while finding the means and money to have a late term abortion performed. Salvation comes in the form of a recommendation from a friend. Telephone calls are made and secretive plans are put into action. The girls meet up with the somewhat mysterious Bebe(Vlad Ivanov) and take to the daunting task of convincing him to terminate the pregnancy.
This masterpiece of Romanian film work impressed the hell out of me for many reasons. The stars of this film are virtually unknown and by all accounts rookies in their field, but the roles are portrayed with such truth, honesty, and sincere realism that you could easily mistake any of these actors for seasoned veterans. The work of Anamaria Marinca especially does wonders for my personal viewing experience.
Director Cristian Mungin does a brilliant job with this piece. He has managed to make a film that is, on the surface, about abortion and turn it into a dramatic study of humanity at its finest and darkest moments. Throughout the entirety of this body of work, not one good thing happens, but viewers will ultimately find it nearly impossible to look away. The camera work focuses on long, slow shots that at first may seem out of place but eventually take the film to a whole other level of greatness. We as viewers are made to feel many of the emotions that we see the characters struggling with. The pains of life coupled with the impossible situation the main characters find themselves in tug at the very soul of what it means to be a human being. I am going to label this as one of the greatest films of the year so far and I am also going to beg you to see it. It is well worth the viewing.
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