| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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"Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived," was something drummed into me and other students, in British schools, a big part of any student’s history education. The appeal of the Tudors for a film maker is evident. Though set a long time ago, The Other Boleyn Girl has all the ingredients of a modern day soap opera: intrigue, deception, and King who has a insatiable roaming eye and changes partners with a marked frequency. The acting revolves around two much lauded young actresses, who hold superstar status and who both have played parts in previous historical pieces, Scarlett Johansson in "The Girl with the Pearl Earring" and Natalie Portman who was in "Goya’s Ghosts". Their performances, for me were adequate, without living up to the potential such a combination might offer.
For me, I didn’t really get the sense they were sisters because facially they are so different. Scarlett Johansson has this Scandinavian look, long blond flowing hair, and blue eyes; her supposed sister has far darker features and dark brown eyes. Were they cast more so due to their box office potential? The girls are seen more as commodities by their scheming snakelike father Thomas Boleyn (Mark Rylance) and their odious uncle the Duke of Norfolk (played excellently by David Morrissey). Their mother Elizabeth Boleyn (Kristin Scott Thomas) is more cautious about her daughter’s fates, but the two men are overwhelmed with a greedy ambition and a lust for power and status.
Their first plan is to pair off their oldest daughter Anne, (Portman) as there is a vacancy in the King’s bed, because the Queen cannot conceive a male heir. This plan fails, as the King is drawn more to Anne’s younger sister (Johansson) who has recently married. The men in the family ascertain that if a Boleyn girl can win the favour of the King, the Boleyn’s star with rise and they will be bestowed with status and wealth. As history tells us, they are playing a dangerous game, the King (Eric Bana) is volatile and seems to lose interest in woman as soon they are impregnated. Mary does produce the male child he yearns for, however he is still married to Katherine of Aragon and the King rejects both mother and child. After a stint in France, learning how the French woman courtiers hook their males and keep them in place, Anne returns and almost immediately wins the King’s favour, at the second time of asking. Of course this leads to a bit of a rupture with her sister. Anne is not as virtuous as the King would have liked, as earlier she had romped and secretly married with nobleman Henry Percy, which had led to her banishment to France. The King is suspicious and does not have the trust he has for her younger sister.
Deception and complex relationships seem to colour this period in English history. Henry is beguiled by Anne and reluctantly divorces his wife Katherine. Of course the problem of bearing a son and heir surfaces again and Anne’s days are numbered, a new woman will soon be in place. If you like the sound of loud pounding hooves, beautiful ornate costumes, conniving, shameless plotting, this would be a film to indulge in. Johansson seems to have this constant perplexed look etched on her face. For me there is something intrinsically lacking, the film lacks a soul, the ability to move the audience, and the film is not convincing, some of the shots of the buildings looked overtly computer contrived, it made me wince.. Perhaps I have seen too many films with heads being shifted with the swish of an axe or sword, to be moved at the end of the film.
I expected more from the two a list leading actresses, however I liked Eric Bana’s smoldering rendition of Henry the Eighth. The opening shot in the film shows three children playing freely in a typically English corn field, how terribly their fates turned out, their lives poisoned by their father’s greed and the only one to survive a horrible ending was Mary, perhaps ironically the only one with a sense of decency. The film is an adaptation of a book by British author Philippa Gregory and a remake of a BBC television film of the same name. Perhaps it worked well on television, but it is not as potent as a film.
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