Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Escape the Everyday Rat Race and Lose Yourself On Mulberry Street

I was never one to truly call myself a horror fan, but recently I find myself drawn to films with a tinge of terror. As I delve deeper into this genre, I am finding that for my personal taste, a really great horror film is a really rare find. With Halloween fast approaching, I decided to offer up a review of a film that might be good to enjoy at a party celebrating all Hallow's eve. Mulberry Street was recommended to me by a fellow movie geek and so I decided to give it a whirl.

       The written word description on the back of the box seemed generic enough, but I am always willing to give films a chance. I thrive on the feeling of not knowing what to expect, I pressed play on my DVD remote control. Two hours later I was wholly unimpressed. I feel a need to quote a good friend of mine with whom I had the pleasure of watching this film. She said, "the advertisement on the box said a horror film that breaks the mold, but all I got out of this situation was MOLD [mildew]".

       Mulberry Street takes place on the island of Manhattan and opens onto scenes of people discussing the fact that a new company has taken ownership of their small apartment complex and may evict everyone. The plan is apparently to build a new set of luxury condominiums somewhere in the general vicinity. Building superintendent Clutch (Nick Damici) works to keep things and tenants in order as the building rapidly deteriorates. All the while, he anxiously awaits the arrival of his young daughter Casey (Kim Blair) who is on a return trip home after serving her country in Iraq. While working on some routine maintenance, Clutch gets bitten by a sewer rat that just happens to be infected with some crazy virus. Soon others start to receive bits and subsequently begin to "morph" into rat like creatures hell bent on feeding on human flesh. It is the task of the uninfected to somehow escape certain doom and stay far away from situations that might cause them to get bitten.

       This movie was "meh" to the third power. I wasn’t/am not a fan. It went wrong for me in a lot of ways and in a lot of places. Where do I begin? First, I dislike the fact that the writers gave me very little to work with. From beginning to end, I knew almost nothing about any of the characters aside from the fact that they existed. Casey had some pretty severe scarring on her face (we, as viewers, are make to assume it had something to do with her time served in Iraq?), but were never given any inclination as to exactly what went down. We never know much about her or her father. With no knowledge/back story about the main characters, you can imagine the amount of info we’re given about the supporting cast. Maybe it’s just me, but I need a little something more or I have hard time sincerely investing myself in the film.

       Another annoyance that reared its ugly head here and has in so many other films that I have viewed has to do with sideline stories. Not much irritates me more than when a film introduces what at first seems to be the beginning of an interesting off shoot and then refuses to even attempt to follow through. Throughout this film we are given glimpses into a possible budding relationship between Clutch and tenant/bartender Kay (Bo Corre). It’s mentioned often from several different sources and at one point it looks as though they could get wrapped up together in some sort of romantic interlude, but the story line never follows through. Also, don’t even get me started on how this film ends. Hints and allegations without proper resolution do little more than to serve as a tease for me as a viewer and takes away from the integrity of the whole operation.

       The special effects/makeup department did do a decent job on the "rat people". In some of the close up attack scenes, the visuals were very impressive, but to see a simple snap shot of an infected reminded me of some of the artwork pictured on the covers of "Weekly World News".

       Overall the film wasn’t horrid, but true horror fans might feel it is mundane. Some of the scenes of attack might temporarily quench your thirst for gore (if you have one?!!?), but those scenes are basically few and far between. I left wanting more and possibly that’s what film makers were going for, but to me it just wasn’t enough. I would like to hear from others about their thoughts on this film, so therefore, I am suggesting you view it and let me know.

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