| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Formosa Betrayed is just what the doctor ordered for James Van Der Beek. Mired in obscurity while former costars from "Dawson’s Creek" have been soaking up the fame and fortune, he has finally earned the notoriety that comes along with becoming a movie star. Katie Holmes has been a national sensation for her marriage to Tom Cruise and for movies such as Mad Money. Joshua Jackson stars in the hit Fox drama "Fringe". Van Der Beek had not found a signature role since "Dawson’s Creek" ended in 2003. Formosa Betrayed is the movie that will launch his career in a new and brighter direction. It officially opens on April 23.
The movie opens at the airport where FBI Agent Jake Kelly (Van Der Beek) is concerned over airport security assailing what he believes to be an innocent Taiwanese man he has brought to extradite to the United States. Kelly is disheveled, unshaven and clearly looks upset. Almost arrested himself, Kelly is taken aside by Susan Kane (Wendy Crewson), a liaison to the Taiwan government. Her behavior seems dubious throughout the picture. He is asked to give up his associate or potentially face indefinite incarceration without a trial. The red hot opening ends as we are taken back two weeks to the murder of internationally renowned Taiwanese Professor Henry Wen (Joseph Foronda). Ordinary recognized for his achievements in mathematics, Professor Wen was granted tenure in front of a group of his peers mere hours before his execution at point blank range. Wen and his wife (Tonray Ho) were the last to leave the university party in their honor as the snowfall increased in intensity. After letting his wife into the car two Asian attackers on bicycles approached the professor and shot him in the chest killing him immediately. When Agent Kelly begins his investigation he is puzzled if not totally shocked the killers left Mrs. Wen alive as a key witness. At first the only useful information available about Wen is his disapproval of the Taiwanese government and its handling of his peoples’ civil rights. It is important to point out that one of the main points of emphasis is the portrayal of Taiwan as a cutthroat police state. The national police seem to be in perpetual search of dissenters whom they conveniently label communists. The theme of government corruption and scandal runs rampant. Not coincidentally the events that unfold are factually inspired. When Agent Kelly first arrives in Taiwan he is treated to a banquet in his honor. The authorities make it very clear how much they respect the FBI and America. Kelly is flattered but eager to start the investigation. His contacts are more eager to drink excessively and to delay his efforts. This lends intrigue and suspicion, both of which keep us on the edges of our seats. Susan is involved with the corrupt officials who seek to stall and spoil Kelly’s investigation. After extensive searches as the police department, the agent turns up nothing. Later that evening after another night out drinking, he is contacted by a helpful spy Maysing (Mintita Wattanakul) who is posing as a prostitute. Waysing brings him to the execution of one of Professor Wen’s murderers. The police hid their discovery and wanted to conceal the execution from Kelly. Maysing helped him find out but not without alarming the authorities. Susan has to bail him out of trouble and decides to caution him against going any further. The action heats up when Agent Kelly is lured into a back-channel meeting with Wen’s former mentor and professor, a curator of Chinese art in Taiwan. Kelly is brought to a rally and informed of the people’s grievances against the police state. There are undercurrents of resentment over the forced abolition of the indigenous language of Taiwan (Formosa) and the mandated language of Mandarin. Apparently Professor Wen left for America to have a larger platform to tell the world about the injustices committed by the Chang Kai-Shek followers who continue to rule the nation with an iron-fisted grip. In a way this film is a political statement that hopes to bring to the forefront some of the history of Formosa’s transformation after the Nationalist leader Shek lost to Chairman Mao Tse-Tung and was forced into retreat on the island. Since Kelly arrived he has been followed by government "observers" tracking his every movement. Professor Wong brought him to a peaceful anti-government rally where the agent had been arrested after being brutally smacked with a night stick. The crowd was fired on and the leaders of the rally dealt with punitively. Anyone who opposes the rule of the oligarchy faced assassination. For years Van Der Beek has been a diamond on the ruff, waiting for a big break. Too often television stars fail to make the essential transition to the big screen. Most of the time it is because their agents put them in roles that are unsuitable for their specific talent. Occasionally their acting skills are simply not good enough. Until Formosa Betrayed Van Der Beek had not found his signature role. Formosa Betrayed is one of the best FBI crime dramas ever made. It is exhilarating and heart-pounding throughout. Undoubtedly this will allow him to re-enter mainstream Hollywood as an absent actor welcomed back. I normally do not encourage anyone to watch political films as they are too often biased, or are glaring misrepresentations of history. In the case of Formosa Betrayed there is very little that reeks of bias. It is simply a movie financed by regular people for the purpose of sharing with the world their viewpoint on the post WWII history of their nation's domination by the Chinese government in exile. The purpose of this picture is not exclusively to demonize the Chinese or to condemn the government, it is really to put a spotlight on the suppression of the people who truly wanted their freedom and their way of life to return. It sheds light on a critical moment in the history of their nation and will undoubtedly encourage Americans and film fans around the world to learn about their country's history.
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