Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Christopher R. Witherspoon's Rage

Christopher R. Witherspoon’s "Rage" is a masterpiece. It is challenging to single out one aspect of this production that stands out because Witherspoon is the writer, producer, photographer, editor, director, and a principle actor in the film. In each category he deserves high marks. "Rage" is one of the more violent movies in recent memory but every act of "rage" itself is calculated and purposeful. From the very beginning audiences will find their hearts pounding and their minds wandering.

     The star of the film is Rick Crawford, the perfect choice for a run-of-the-mill average American. Along with his wife (played by Audrey Walker), he lives in modern suburbia. She is an interior decorator, at least reasonably attractive, and most importantly, blindly devoted to her prurient husband. The film begins with Crawford (a local university English professor and failed novelist) conversing with his wife about his plans for visiting Portland, Oregon for an entire day. After some suspense building stalling techniques the professor leaves for the urban sprawl to begin what turns out to be a life-altering journey.

     Crawford’s real purpose for visiting the city is to handle some delicate personal business. Moments before meeting with his girlfriend (his intent is to break off their relationship and remain with his wife) Crawford takes a motorcyclist’s parking space. This is an everyday occurrence that is seemingly ordinary. It happens to most people at least once. While waiting for a parking space at a shopping mall, a sporting contest, or perhaps a restaurant, someone swiftly intercepts their parking space. Often the reaction of the spurned parker is to curse subtly or to flip off the person who stole their space. In Crawford’s case he did not see the biker until after he finished parking. Dismissing the situation as inevitable since he is in a hurry to end his extra-marital affair, he ignores the plea of the stealthily dressed motorcyclist and moves on with his day.

     This brings us to the tagline and central theme of "Rage", "Be careful who you piss off!" The professor ends his infidelity and at the same time listens to his girlfriend’s warning about her ex-boyfriend who was recently released from prison. This causes the intersection of two events that lead to catastrophic consequences. Normally I delve into every detail of a film’s plot and then leave the ending for the moviegoer to enjoy himself. In this instance it is better to leave most of the plot unmentioned because it would spoil the suspense. It is enough to tell you this is a cat and mouse story of a very angry man who is for all intents and purposes unidentifiable. Wearing a black tinted helmet, a black jacket, black boots, and driving a motorcycle, the angry individual (played by Witherspoon himself) could be anyone. Crawford believes it is his ex-girlfriend’s crazed boyfriend out for a little revenge and nothing more. His weakness and willingness to keep his affair a secret cloud his judgment and leads to horrible consequences.

     It is important to caution squeamish viewers there is a sexually graphic rape scene in this film. A member of the audience rightly pointed out it reminded him of a "snuff" film. During the post-show back and forth, Witherspoon explained that the music (which is insanely well-orchestrated to match every twist and turn) makes the images appear far worse than they are. The music acts as special effects normally would. Immediately before and after the woman is ravaged, Witherspoon causes us to laugh at the blood and guts and gore. It is sort of a Halloween 2 meets High Tension laugh-a-thon. The character Crawford portrays is such a morally spineless weasel that we cannot help but to attribute what happens to him as just desserts. At the risk of spoiling the funniest scenes in the film, a chainsaw is used to massacre the two most annoying characters.

     Witherspoon gladly admits his inspiration for "Rage" largely comes from an admiration of Steven Spielberg’s classic film "Duel" and from the original Halloween series. The character he portrays seems nearly as invincible as Michael Myers and is certainly as destructive. The music played during the most horrific scenes in a sense pays homage to the Halloween films when Myers is chasing any of his many victims. It is clear and obvious that Witherspoon will be a huge star at least for one of his many talents as relates to film. If "Rage" is merely one of his many ideas brought to the screen from a wild imagination matched with a knowledge of cinematic history we are all in for many shocking treats. This should be a candidate for the best of this year’s Palm Beach Film Festival.

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