Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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A Special DVD Film It's Complicated

It’s Complicated, that’s for sure. My parents started divorcing when I turned 13. Barely a high school Freshman my world collapsed. Today it seemed like a distant memory. Tonight I relived it if only vicariously through tremendously cogent acting. There seems to be a film about every topic which is one of the reasons I enjoy watching so much. If there is a desideratum for a topical piece, some genius crafts one to my delight. It’s Complicated left me spellbound when in fact I reluctantly agreed to watch it and did so with negative expectations.

 

 

     Before moving forward I want to offer my sincerest compliments to both Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin. Normally, watching a film about two mid fifties stars pretending to be young nauseates me. It is not an age bias, but there are only so many times I can stomach suspending my disbelief when watching Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts or Demi Moore pretend to be 20. Meryl Streep on the other hand is older than all three and possesses more vitality than the trio combined. I thought Alec Baldwin early in his career was destined to be as great as Michael Douglas or Sean Connery. Somewhere along the treacherous Hollywood path he fell by the wayside into a less macho, less virile sitcom floozy. It’s Complicated brought out the best in him as this may be his best film in over ten years. If he retires soon as has been speculated we can all be assured he went out with class and style.

     The plot has more twists and turns than driving up a steep mountain without good brakes. Steep and Baldwin are divorced with three kids, one of whom is almost married to the best of the younger actors, John Krasinski. Confronted with a failing marriage to a young woman with whom he cheated on his ex-wife Streep, Baldwin suddenly falls madly in love with his ex all over again. While being courted by her architect, one of my favorites, Steve Martin, she is faced with new emotions. While finally feeling free after ten years of divorce Streep experiments by having an affair with her ex-husband. The irony is he married the woman he cheated on her with and now she is having an torrid affair as a sort of revenge. While Baldwin succumbs to sentimentality and the comfort of familiarity, Streep is only beginning to feel free. This is a means to an end and the end is breaking free of thirty plus years of struggling to accept the reality of a failed marriage. All the while she is falling in love with Martin’s character.

     Krasinski’s reaction to being the first to find out about his future in-laws’ affair speaks volumes about the meaning of the whole situation. He is awestruck and amused, but most of all worried about the impact their actions will have on the whole family. Baldwin’s life seemed so erratic and full of teen angst until he fell back into the arms of his lover. Streep meanwhile as aforementioned needed to find out what happened with her life and why the relationship failed. Having that sort of closure brought her a new attitude and lease on life. Regrettably, Baldwin admits to the children what has happened. Rather than jump for joy they are puzzled, confused and in serious doubt as to how their parents who once would not stand in the same room came together as best friends and lovers. The ending is tragic for Baldwin and sweet for Streep.

     Since none of my family members read my articles I will admit that recently after more than 12 years my parents talked about getting together alone for a weekend. It never materialized, but if it had, could I imagine the consequences? Nostalgia or not, sentimentality be damned. It would have been so bittersweet and agonizing.     

     It’s Complicated is a rich and meaningful picture. It was released at a time when nothing else would compare to its depth. It is possible it will remain the most heartfelt and real film of the year. Watch it with your partner and then have a conversation afterward. Seriously, let it all out, what harm can you cause? If there is any lesson to be learned from my parents’ divorce and from the separation portrayed on-screen it is that people are better off accepting a failed relationship sooner than later. Why let the years fall off the proverbial calendar when time is so precious and so short. Two arms up, forget about the thumbs.

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