Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

Edge of Darkness Starring Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson is back…and no, not in the tabloids. The Jewish honor in me wants to slander the action star to return his drunken volley "Jews start all wars", but right now, in this arena I am a film critic and that is my job, not retaliation. Besides, are you ready for my honest evaluation of Edge of Darkness available in stunning Blu-ray 1080HD? Here it is…(yep you have to read more).

     Mel Gibson is one of my four all time greatest actors. The list includes Michael Douglas, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and Mel Gibson. This selection might be surprising but try to think back to the late nineties when each of these stars ruled the movie stratosphere. If you would like to compare Thomas Jane or Paul Walker or Gerard Butler to them go ahead but it will likely prove you are much younger than I am or that you hold a personal grievance against the actors (I wrote the word likely for a reason). Movies are great now on account of technology and air brushing but when you want real acting go watch Mel at the megaplex.

     Having missed by my calculation over five years on the silver screen, Mel Gibson has not missed a beat. From the opening credits to the final moving scene he is cogent. One does not realize what they miss until it is gone, and all prejudice aside, Mel is what we have been missing.     

     Edge of Darkness is about a Boston P.D. detective whose daughter he rarely sees comes home to be with him for reasons unknown. They are overjoyed to see one another. For the few moments of their reunion she vomits bile and drips blood from her nose. Being a concerned parent but also a detective, Mel is able to squash the overbearing father and remain patient so that his daughter would open up. That is thirty years of police training! As they decide to venture out of the house in the rain, the instant they reach the staircase a car drives by and his daughter is gunned down with a shotgun. She immediately dies in a bloody heap and is unable to tell her father what has transpired.

     At first Mel believes the gunshot was a misfire intended for him. But, once he starts digging it becomes obvious his daughter, whom he barely knew but loved more than anything in the world, had become involved with something dangerous. She worked for a nuclear weapons facility, but a private one, not a federal institution. Once he contacts his daughter’s boyfriend who is scared to death of talking, Mel is convinced a conspiracy is in the making.

     This may sound disappointing or cheap, but detailing the rest of the storyline would inevitably be a complete spoiler. The movie contains one twist after another. There is the standard twist, the non-standard twist, and a dozen other turns that you would never see coming. It is unpredictable throughout. I predicted only one character turn successfully.

     Mel Gibson deserves an Oscar, a Golden Globe, an Emmy and damn it, give that man a Grammy too. Edge of Darkness is the most exciting movie I have watched in probably a decade. The murders and gunshots and vicious beatings are unlike anything ever seen on screen. It makes most war movies look tame. The suspense might literally kill you. If not, the flawless acting (forgiving Mel for having a barely passable Boston accent) might finish the job. Telling the tale of an emotionally destroyed father left with nothing to lose, a beautiful daughter gunned down in the prime of her life, and a private corporation’s sinister behavior sounds easier than it is. The script reminds me of a Dennis Lehane novel only better and far more suspenseful. Not enough can be said about Mel’s foray back into our theaters and dare I say, our hearts and collective memory.

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