Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Grand Master Ip Man

Director Wilson Yip’s film Grand Master Ip Man is one of the two premier martial arts films I have ever seen and I cannot remember anything about the other. Ip Man is a semi-autobiographical account of the Chinese cultural hero/icon known only as Grand Master Ip Man. The film’s intent is to cause viewers to think differently about Chinese and Japanese martial arts. As Ip Man acknowledges during the most harrowing of circumstances, Chinese Kung Fu is intended for self-defense and for self-preservation and is not intended as a means to cause harm to innocent victims. The Grand Master lived through peace and war and eventually returned to peace time during which he mentored another famous iconical martial artist whom we all recognize as the eminent Bruce Lee.

     Ip Man begins in pre-WWII China before the Japanese invasion began (culminating n incidents such as the Rape of Nanking and other crimes against humanity committed by ruthless and intoxicated Japanese soldiers). Ip Man (Donnie Yen) is widely acknowledged to be the finest martial arts master in all of Foshan. He lives with his wife (Chinese model and actress Lynn Hung) and son in a virtual mansion. People lavish him with gifts for his ability to teach them humility and to protect them. The younger citizens are in awe of his ability to defeat their masters and everyone desires to train with him. Ip Man is always reluctant to offer his services as a master because he wishes to have as little interference in his family life as possible and because he believes martial arts (he is most famous for having introduced Wing Chun) are meant for the preservation and not the destruction of life.

     Circumstances change when suddenly and ominously several vicious martial artists arrive in Foshan seeking competition and to dominate its people. Throughout the day their leader demolishes every master in town save one, Ip Man. After hearing the dismayed crowds clamor for their hero’s help in defeating this new menace, the gang leader storms the confines of Ip Man’s fine home. Normally his wife hates how much of a distraction his fighting has been to their family’s harmony but in this case seeing the disrespect shown by the home invaders, she implores her husband to kick his ass. The suspense is at a fever pitch as we have seen the newcomer run rough shod over the other masters like they are weaklings. We fear for Ip Man’s safety and for the safety of his wife and son. Much to my surprise and to the surprise of the challenger, Ip Man makes mince meat out of him without breaking a sweat. It is in this instance we find out how special he really is. He seems undefeatable and unbothered by any boasting from his opponent. After disposing of the cracking wise braggart, a new twist changes everything. Days after giving his entire fortune to his brother in need to continue running a local factory and employing Foshan’s citizens, the second Sino-Japanese War breaks out and Foshan becomes a heavy casualty of the war.

     As the timeline advances we are privy to the grim scene of Foshan, a small and undefended Chinese town whose citizens are forced to live in squalor and deprivation under Japanese tyrannical rule.  Statistically speaking, only 70,000 of its former 300,000 citizens have survived the occupation, Ip Man and his family are among them. We learn that the Grand Master has hocked all family possessions for meager quantities of rice to feed his family. He often relies on his inner calm to bear with starvation so that others may eat and endure. Eventually he needs to find a job. Given his nature to not accept gifts or retributive payments of any kind, he refuses partial ownership of the mill and instead chooses to shovel gravel. At the gravel pit he finds his former friends as most masters are employed there. Apparently the Japanese occupying general loves to spar with the local masters to sharpen his skills. In return the masters receive tiny satchels of rice, provided they prove victorious.

     When Ip Man’s friend disappears and is rumored to have been killed in cold blood by General Miura (Hiroyuki Ikeuchi) and his adjutants, Ip Man decides to volunteer to fight. The translator for the general is the former chief of police and one of his friends Li Zhao (Ka Tung Lam). Before volunteering, Ip Man witnesses another friend and master executed senselessly. The master’s blood spurts onto his bag of rice. This prompts Ip Man to challenge ten Japanese soldiers to fight him at once. He decimates them with ease and this time he applies deadly force. This is not like his prior drills and sparring sessions. This is in cold-blood and out of revenge. Having won ten bags of rice, Ip Man abandons them all for the blood-soaked satchel won by his murdered friend.

     Ip Man is instructed by Li Zhao after this incident to keep a low profile or face the consequences of the general and his entourage of barbarians. In the midst of eking out a living for his starving family, Ip Man continues to face opposition in the fiercest of forms. The former hooligans that had invaded his home and challenged him have returned to terrorize Foshan’s citizens working at the mill. To make matters worse, the general has challenged him to a duel in public. I would be committing a crime were I to reveal how this movie ends. I will say that Ip Man proves to be a symbol for everything Chinese martial arts stood for and continue to stand for today.

     Ip Man is not just a martial arts film, it also fits nicely under the category of Human Interest stories. Although the film has been largely adapted from the true events that occurred during the occupation, the concept remains true. Ip Man was a cultural hero and an inspiration to the downtrodden and the starving. People often need heroes and inspiration to survive gruesome circumstances. Ip Man was that hero for the Chinese people of Foshan. This film is beautifully choreographed by Sammo Hung. Chinese choreography is much more vivid than anything done by American studios. It gives the feeling of real violence and real danger. It looks and feels unpredictable and that makes all the difference in the quality and credence of a film. Ip Man is plain wonderful and I recommend it to anyone and to everybody.

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