Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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The Social Network

She is a damsel in distress. Everybody feels the lure of her seductive pull. Those who have not been with her talk about her incessantly. The whole world wants to be a part of her. Perhaps most interesting is her credulousness to share anything and everything with everybody. There is no holding back. She has no sense of privacy but she will respect your wishes and your boundaries. She is the worldwide phenomenon that has set the online world afire. She is Facebook. Her creator is Mark Zuckerberg. The film The Social Network is a loose adaptation of his rise to fame and fortune.

     Myspace used to be the biggest thing going since sliced bread hit the market. Imagine twelve slices instead of several clumsy polyloaves.  In 2004, while a student at Harvard University, expert computer scientist Mark Zuckerberg co-founded www.facebook.com along with Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes, and Eduardo Savarin. The world renown screenwriter Aaron Sorkin worked in tandem with the author of 21 and The Accidental Billionaires to engineer the potentially award winning screenplay that serves as the basis for The Social Network. Sorkin is talented, wealthy beyond his wildest dreams and is sought after by everyone who is anyone in Hollywood. This does not exclude him from criticism however.

     Of course creating a movie is about making money. Studios need to repay investors, the actors, the editors, the cameramen, the directors and the screenwriters, among other employees. Movies are made for the express purpose of generating handfuls of cash. If there is a political message or activism so be it. What bothers me the most as an historian and as a former educator is that students, adults, and casual spectators often treat what they watch on television or in the movies as gospel. Too often casual viewers absorb the images and message seen on screen and replace any knowledge they may have or had about real life events with what they have just witnessed. Is it their fault for not performing their own research and for not searching for the truth about an event or an issue? Of course it is anyone’s fault for blindly accepting someone else’s tempered viewpoint and adopting it as their own. This however, does not dismiss a director or a screenwriter from any responsibility for corrupting history and from shaping people’s opinions about critical issues. Is the founding of Facebook such an important issue in society? Probably not. Do Mezrich and Sorkin present a compelling story? Absolutely. The Social Network is entertaining, enjoyable and electric at times.

     Before writing a review of any given film I research the background of the screenwriter, the director, the actors and I ascertain the veracity of the story. The words “Based on a true story” are some of the most heinously misleading and fallacious words in the English language. It is a nice literary trick employed to deceive unwitting fans. What I dislike most about The Social Network, aside from Jessie Eisenberg’s smugness and excessive arrogance, is something that Aaron Sorkin said about the movie. I did not know very much about how Facebook overtook Myspace as the premier worldwide social phenomenon. Perhaps gullibly I thought this movie would provide some insight into its founding and expansion. Instead, after pausing the film to research Mark Zuckerberg I happened upon a gold nugget straight from the mouth of Sorkin himself; “I don't want my fidelity to be to the truth; I want it to be to storytelling…What is the big deal about accuracy purely for accuracy's sake, and can we not have the true be the enemy of the good?” Zuckerberg himself believes this film portrays him in a dastardly light.

     I applaud Sorkin’s honesty, but that does not mean I have to like it. Most movies are strictly for entertainment purposes and even most documentaries are riddled with biased interviewers and often times false information is used to bolster inaccurate claims. Sorkin has essentially told moviegoers (the ones who actually have brain and research Zuckerberg’s legal battles and computer accomplishments) that this movie is deliberately fictitious so as to best entertain moviegoers. Great, wonderful. I watched this movie hoping to learn something to expand my knowledge base, and now I am told what most Americans believe about these events, from watching or hearing about The Social network, is either false or connived. This sort of liberal storytelling used to have a more sinister name, propaganda. Today it is called entertainment. Political and social messages are now interwoven so deeply as to make movies indistinguishable from propagandistic lies. Oliver Stone usually comes to mind when thinking about directors that connive in order to sell their stories to audiences. This does not jive well with me.

For those of you that remain curious about The Social Network, it is a highly-entertaining picture. I could have done without Justin Timberlake and Jessie Eisenberg but they play their part as directed as well as they can. Feel free to watch this movie about one of the most popular phenomena in the history of the world. But, and I caution you in all earnestness, learn something about the background before watching this picture. And for goodness sake please take it for what it is and nothing more, entertainment.   

Jonathan Jacobs

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