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An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

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The King's Speech

The King’s Speech is no ordinary film. It screams British melodrama but it seems like anything but when carefully scanned. Having been nominated for seven Academy Awards, including, Best Picture, Best Actor (Colin Firth), Best Supporting Actor (Guy Pearce and Geoffrey Rush) and Best Supporting Actress (Helena Bonham Carter), The King’s Speech is in desperate need of a trained pundit’s evaluation. Is this motion picture truly deserving of so much extolling and ballast? To determine if The King’s Speech is a great movie I recommend you watch it and sort that out for yourselves. As for the upcoming Awards ceremony I prefer to reserve this estimable honor of bestowing praise where it is due. As such I have decided to review this film panoramically. Each Actor or Actress nominated for an award will be critically acclaimed or disclaimed individually. For more on The King’s Speech and what it represents I have included a laconic but poignant synopsis as this review’s finale.

     Colin Firth and Helena Bonham Carter are the Duke and Duchess of York (the future King George VI and his wife Queen Elizabeth). Firth looks like anything other than a modern leader or king. This is why some historical perspective is essential here. Prior to the age of mass media, most royal families exuded anything other than grace, sociability, or aesthetic qualities. Many Kings, Princes and Dukes have suffered from hemophilia, insanity, epilepsy, mental retardation and a myriad of other debilitating conditions. Only in today’s age of scandalmongering, gossiping, rumor milling and television are leaders obligated to appear attractive, presentable and coherent at all times. This excuses Firth for appearing to be tall and lanky and weaselly.

     Firth deserves considerable credit for imitating King George VI’s voice with professional accuracy. As the title of the film suggests, the Duke/King suffered from a wretched speech disorder. He stammered when nervous or when faced with any sort of challenge. His diffidence in the face of social conventions caused embarrassment whenever he had been called on to deliver a speech of any sort. Rather than face opprobrium any further, the Duchess compelled her husband to seek assistance.

     After several failed attempts by bamboozingly incompetent speech therapists, Elizabeth found a solution for her struggling husband. Impoverished Australian, born Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush), came to the Duchess’ aid at precisely the right moment. With King George V (played by Michael Gambon, or Professor Albus Dumbledore to fans of the Harry Potter franchise) nearing the end of his life, the Duke needed to prove himself a worthy successor or effectively deliver the key to the throne to his self-absorbed, wasteful brother. Unfortunately, the Duke failed to prove his worth before the end of his father’s life so his brother ascended to the throne as King Edward VIII (Guy Pearce). Eventually on the advice of Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin (the predecessor to the infamous Neville Chamberlain), Edward would abdicate in favor of his younger brother, the Duke. Pearce has been marvelous in the past, but here he is slimy and slippery. He does a poor job of playing the ephemeral King and will likely be passed over at the awards ceremony.

     Lionel Logue was born in Adelaide, Australia. During World War One, or the Great War if you prefer, Logue developed techniques for helping soldiers suffering from speech disorders. These included stretching exercises, breathing exercises and repeating tongue twisters. Once he began treating the Duke, the heroic therapist gained many affluent clients. He utilized the money he earned to treat less fortunate patients gratis. In the thirties he co-founded the British Society of Speech Therapists. Lionel accomplished a great deal. Most importantly, for our purposes here, he coached the Duke until he became King, at which time he accompanied his Excellency whenever he delivered a wartime speech to their troubled, war-torn nation. Rush is fabulous as Logue. His amazing elocution, diction, and ability to deliver speeches in any number of theatrical voices is truly a marvel. Rush is perfect for this role and will likely take home the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.

     Helena Bonham Carter is a chameleon. She sheds her skin and changes her spots to suit each role. I could hardly believe my eyes when I recognized her as the Duchess/Queen Elizabeth. Who would have thought that Marla from Fight Club, or Ballatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter could convince worldwide audiences she is the Queen of England? Carter nearly exudes as much charisma and grace as Cynthia Nixon did portraying Eleanor Roosevelt in Warm Springs. She understands when to act curtly, and when to be charmante. Elizabeth is depicted as supportive and loving of her husband. Historically, despite having been a descendant of Robert the Bruce (remember Braveheart anyone?), Elizabeth was recognized as a commoner. Without the proper credentials, their marriage might never have occurred, as it very nearly didn’t. She rejected his proposals twice before finally consenting. Folly, woman be thy name! (A feminist just shot me)

     The most intriguing, and likely Oscar-attention grabbing interactions in The King’s Speech occur between Lionel Logue and the Duke/King (his real name is Albert Frederick Arthur George). The Duke served in both the Royal Navy (having been a turret gunner at the notable war changing Battle of the Jutland), and later he joined the Royal Air Force. His oratorical skills were not required nearly as much in those two functions. He could be brave and blend in without delivering flowery speeches. When the Dude met Lionel, the former immediately resented the latter. Lionel believed that his patients must succumb to feeling comfortable on his turf and not theirs. His surroundings must have seemed quite meager to a member of the Royal family. However, all other avenues had been dead-ends and Lionel’s methods, however unconventional, produced some immediate results. Together they learned to become friends. Lionel called the Duke Bertie (the Duke’s familial sobriquet) and Bertie called Mr. Logue Lionel. Lionel tolerated the Duke’s temper tantrums, hysterical moods wings, and often acidulous insults. Nevertheless, the great lengths which Lionel went to protect and serve the Duke and then King, seem quite heroic and historic in The King’s Speech (a play on words of course). Their interactions may well win an Oscar, provided the film’s tongue twisters did not pinwheel the minds of the Academy’s decision makers.

     Contrary to my expectations The King’s Speech is a dandy of a film. It is as historically accurate a picture as moviegoers can hope to watch. Certainly, many of the characters are shown to be appreciably kinder and more settled than had really been the case, but this is a fascinating story. With the rise of Hitler in the thirties as a backdrop for the King’s own struggles and concerns, his rise to prominence as a wartime speech deliverer is a clever triumph amidst a sea of despair and worry. David Seidler, the screenwriter for this film, is indeed a clever historical storyteller. Lovers of history and politics will adore The King’s Speech but general audiences may find it tedious and un-relatable.

Jonathan Jacobs

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