| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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It is often fortunate for a film when it hits the current zeitgeist’s head. Juno, it seems has done exactly that. These days you can hardly open the papers or turn on the tube without hearing about the latest teenage star to get knocked up (Jamie-Lynn Spears anybody?) and the outcry that follows it.
Juno is about a sixteen-year old high school girl who after experimenting sexually with her best friend Paulie, finds herself pregnant; but that is about where the similarity stops. What this film has that the likes of Miss Spears does not, is charm. In fact, this is without doubt the most charming film of the year, but it is more than that. Despite starting off as another teen movie, it ends as a film of depth and integrity.
What director Jason Rietman and first time scriptwriter Diablo Cody have done with this film is nothing short of remarkable. The script crackles with energy and youth. It takes a teen movie and turns it into something so much more. The comedy that is based on both character and situation never steps out of truth. Some scenes are shocking, some are touching but none are extraneous or unnecessary. They have given the film that touch of magic that lifts it into the realm of something more than just a movie. The characters become more like friends and it is a real shame when the credits role, as you want to spend so much more time in their company.
Set over the obligatory nine months this film opens with Juno taking the ‘test’ and coming up positive. She toys with the idea of an abortion but then at the last moment decides that she can’t go through with it and instead she will put the baby up for adoption. So, after telling her Dad and step mom then checking the ‘penny saver’ (next to the pet section) for a suitable couple to adopt the quickly swelling sprog all she has to do is, survive the next nine months at school, sort out her feelings towards the babies father and ensure that the couple she has found for adoption are perfect and have a baby. Not bad for a sixteen year old.
Ellen Page is fantastic as Juno MacGuff, the girl who in her own words, is ‘dealing with things way beyond her maturity level.’ She brings so much energy and life to the role that Juno is one of the most likeable characters in recent cinema. Her portrayal is so assured and confident that you expect her to have a backlog of hundreds of films behind her and been acting since she was conceived. In fact this is only the twenty year old actress’s second film, but I have no doubt she is going to become one of the big stars of the future.
Juno is underneath all the quick fire one liners and pregnancy just a kid in an impossibly hard situation who is doing the best she can. She is at times strong and completely lovable in a way far beyond her years while at others seemingly just a vulnerable kid. I defy anyone not to feel for her situation and the way she handles it with such bravado.
Juno’s family (for a teen movie) are refreshingly sympathetic and smart about her delicate condition. When she tells them she’s pregnant, in one of the funniest scenes in the film, they don’t get angry they simply deal with the problem in a mature way. They are caring parents who, although not without their faults, love each other and show that to the children. Alison Jenny as Bren and J.K. Simmons as Mac make the characters not just real but likeable and quirky without ever going over the top. So much so that you can see why Juno herself is so lovable, who wouldn’t be with these parents?
The couple who are set to adopt Juno’s baby are Vanessa and Mark Loring. They live in a perfect house on a perfect street and seem to be perfect in every way, apart from the baby they so desperately want and cannot have. She has a mega watt smile and is permanently in pearls and cashmere sweaters and he is an ex-rock and roller who now writes jingles for a living and watches horror movies. Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman play the couple perfectly, her baby obsessed and him unsatisfied with life in the burbs. Garner who is normally seen with a sword or gun in her hand is great as the obsessed would be mother. She has just the right amount of obsession and need which she displays elegantly when they meet by accident in a mall. Bateman as her husband does a lovely job as a forty year old teenager who still wants to rock. You feel for them both as victims of separate time lines, both wanting from life what they have not got.
Paulie, (Michael Cera) is the track and tic-tack loving father of the unborn child. He is Juno’s best friend and fellow band member and although not your regular leading man he does the job excellently. Her other best friend Leah (Olivia Thirby) is a good counterpart to Juno, teacher obsessed and endearing.
There is nothing about this film that lets you down. The acting, script, direction are all superb, it even has the best soundtrack since Garden State. There maybe some people who feel it is too simplistic or that it trivializes the subject of teenage pregnancy, but when you are there in the dark just look around. You will see the entire audience leaning forward, laughing, rapt by the charm of this delightful film.
Do yourself a favor; make some new friends; see this film.
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