Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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It's Kind of a Funny Story

It’s Kind of a Funny Story…I sought to purchase You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger from Comcast On Demand, except it is not being offered. In lieu of the Woody Allen fiasco I selected It’s Kind of a Funny Story. Irony is a concept with which I am intimately familiar. This is a charming, witty, and feel good story about a teenager’s progression from suicide and depression to gradually embracing life. Ironically, the only imperfection the movie shows is its inability to confront the bitter realities omnipresent within a mental institution. The story is uplifting, the acting is superb, and the directing is solid. Except…none of it rings true. This is why it is called a movie folks! Ironically, you would figure I would know this by now.

Craig (Keir Gilchrist) is not unlike a normal teenager. He suffers from apathy toward responsibility, takes Zoloft for his clinical depression, and is uncertain of his future. Did I mention he is also suicidal? Craig has recurring dreams of falling off a bridge and plummeting to his demise in front of his parents and baby sister. He does not hate existence, he simply abhors his daily routine. Craig feels that he is missing something. He is in love with his best friend’s girlfriend Nia (Zoe Kravitz) and wants nothing more than to forsake his father’s vision for his future of political success. Most of all, he just wants to be unburdened of pressure and expectations and to be left alone. Being 16 and having to live up to everyone’s expectations is overwhelming for Craig. Rather than calling it quits, he decides t voluntarily admit himself to a mental institution.

Once inside, Craig immediately feels the shock of being surrounded by people far more disturbed than himself. This does not change the fact that he is suicidal. This temporary aversion is a common reaction, and is a form of denial. The duration of his “holiday” is slated for five days barring any unforeseen setbacks. During these five days his life changes in dramatic ways. He learns the difference between love and infatuation. Craig also makes a new friend, Bobby (Zach Galifianakis). Bobby is a fellow patient that is also battling suicide and depression. Despite their obvious age disparity, Bobby and Craig teach each other valuable life lessons. Healing together with a non-judgmental friend can do wonders for the psyche.

While aspiring to forget about the unattainable Zoe, Craig falls another patient being treated for suicide, Noelle (Emma Roberts). Emma is physically stunning but she is afflicted with acute depression. Her self-inflicted scarring is obvious and seems permanent. At first Craig is clueless as to how to court her, and wonders if it is even appropriate to do so in a mental facility. With Bobby’s Cyrano de Bergerac backing, Craig is able to make an impression on her. Part of accepting returning to the real world for them includes looking forward to living their lives together as friends and more.

Dr. Eden Minerva (Viola Davis) is a fantastic mental health counselor. She helps Craig understand that he loves art and can use it as a calming mechanism. She helps him to understand that he needs to be upfront and honest about his desires, aspirations and feelings. Craig has been avoiding important tasks out of a fear that his parents will resent him. Dr. Minerva helps him get back on track.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story is not funny at all. The film is an inspirational account of a young teen’s temporary fit of depression, cured only by his embrace of those dark emotions. All we need is friendship and a little compassion. Keir Gilchrist and Zach Galifianakis are perfect together. Viewers will wonder if they are father and son. Their dramatic chemistry is off the chart. I highly recommend this film as it will brighten your spirits, even if it hits a little too close to home.

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