| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Morning Glory is one of the most uplifting and delightful films of 2010. Adhering beautifully to Aline Brosh McKenna’s script, director Roger Michell plays to the strengths of every actor selected to play a very specific and specialized role. Each member of the cast looks their part and acts to the maximum of their ability. Let’s face it, Rachel McAdams (Becky) has never been and likely will never be my cup of morning Joe, but it is undeniable that she possesses a rare quality. McAdams is pleasing to nearly every member of the audience, especially her firm ass housed in leopard panties. Morning Glory is the story of a young woman at the impressionable age of 28 striving for excellence as a morning broadcast executive producer. Becky is fiercely loyal, highly-motivated, and willing to try anything to succeed. For these wonderful qualities, Becky is unceremoniously fired at the very moment she expects to be promoted to be the lead producer of “Good Morning New Jersey”. Thus begins her journey and our whirlwind of a story.
On the cusp of earning her dream job, Becky has to settle for false comfort from her former boss, and must face humiliation in front of her friends. Not to worry though, Becky’s friends are wearing t-shirts celebrating the promotion that she didn’t receive. Throwing a party when one has been terminated is never a tactful idea, even if by accident. Bewildered and crestfallen, yet not down and out, Becky retreats to her mother’s (Patty D’Arbanville) house to talk things over. Her mother stunningly condemns her career choice and trashes morning television in the hope of putting the kibosh on her daughter’s ill-fated career path. This actually works in Becky’s favor, as it motivates her to press on and to try even harder.
Finding a job in broadcasting proves a daunting and frustrating task, but one that is well-equipped to handle. Becky’s spirit is indomitable; she believes in herself and in her ability to succeed anywhere. After being hung up on and largely ignored (as a result of age discrimination), Becky receives a call from Jerry Barnes (Jeff Goldblum), the station manager in charge of “Daybreak,” the flailing cable morning show. Daybreak is on the verge of collapse, and the ratings are continually sinking. The staff members disagree on nearly everything, and they are given poor ideas for stories by a revolving door of executive producers. Becky, though underpaid and underappreciated, intends to turn everything around. To capture everyone’s attention and to make the biggest splash possible, Becky immediately fires the creepy and apathetic co-anchor, Paul McVee (Ty Burrell). Apparently, Paul’s ambitions reach far beyond broadcasting and stretch out into foot photography/pornography, as well as various other inappropriate fetishes. Good thing I am wearing socks! Once Paul is ousted, Becky is charged with replacing him for next to no money and in a micro-window of time. The executive producer’s job is on the line.
Also at the broadcast booth is Colleen Peck (Diane Keaton), a disgruntled and despondent, but infinitely malleable anchorette. Colleen’s personality is waiting to shine through for the audience, but she needs the perfect executive producer willing to take the risk of unleashing her personality. Becky’s other cohorts include a hilarious weatherman (Steve Park) who is put through death defying stunts for ratings (skydiving, rollercoasting, and weathervaning), Lenny Bergman (John Pankow), who is Becky’s right hand man, and eventually, the eminent evening news anchor, Mike Pomeroy (Harrison Ford), who joins the team. Finding herself short an anchor, and always having revered Pomeroy’s hard-hitting reporting, Becky decides to recruit him. Choosing a known quantity who is already working for the station and is on their payroll seems like the perfect choice; that is, until Becky discovers that Pomeroy is a miserable, jaded, selfish old bastard. She is only able to collect Pomeroy as Daybreak’s anchor by pulling out all of the legal/contractual clauses and going for broke.
While struggling to acclimate to New York, and working herself into oblivion at the morning show, Becky finds time for a warm, albeit troubled romance with fellow station producer Adam Bennett (Patrick Wilson), who works for a news magazine format show upstairs. Adam also believes Pomeroy is the “third worst person alive” (Adam has solid evidence to back up this claim). He understands Becky’s reason for being an obsessive workaholic and for being so devoted to her job that it’s all she seems to focus on day and night.
Once Pomeroy is forced to begrudgingly come aboard as co-anchor, he clashes with nearly everyone on the team. This puts Becky in an awkward position; not only does she have to baby, coo and coddle him, she comes under fire from her boss for rapidly declining ratings. The show is in danger of being canceled after being on the air for more than 40 years. This is like a natural disaster happening in Becky’s world. A lesser woman would give up and feel despondent, but Becky has ironclad resolve and decides to take the gloves off. This no-holds-barred approach to producing the morning show is what ignites the humor and adds to the heartfelt drama. It also catapults Becky into the position of being a rising superstar in the business.
The remainder of the film focuses on Pomeroy’s growth as a human being and on the topsy-turvy romance between Becky and her fellow handsome producer. It seems that Patrick Wilson has become the new flavor of the month for chick flicks; how long he will last before becoming a Matthew McConaughey or a Bradley Cooper is anyone’s guess. Wilson is charming and has a calming effect on screen, so perhaps he will have Hollywood staying power. Jeff Goldblum has found a clever niche for himself; he plays the hilariously aloof mentor unlike anyone else. Goldblum is so talented and seasoned that he comes across as hilarious and quirky, a perfect one-two punch for these sorts of films. Harrison Ford is perfect for the role of Pomeroy. Ford’s voice has a quality usually reserved for radio broadcasters; his voice is profound, entertaining and moving (similar to Dan Rather, Rush Limbaugh and Tom Brokaw). Pairing Ford in a bar scene with Bob Scheiffer and Chris Matthews lends credibility to his role. Diane Keaton always stuns me with her ability to razzle dazzle, despite being well beyond the prime of her career. Morning Glory is a good old-fashioned film designed to touch our hearts and warm our spirits. With Rachel McAdams and Harrison Ford surrounded by so many talented actors, it is literally too big to fail. Although Morning Glory is more for the 30 and over demographic, I offer it my most heartfelt salute. Watch without reservations (unless the theater requires them!).
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