| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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“All Good Things” is not only a classic beginning to a centuries old expression/aphorism, it is also the title of a brilliant new film starring Ryan Gosling as David Banks and Kirsten Dunst as his wife, Katie. It is obvious from the incipiency that something is terribly wrong. David is sitting in a court room on trial for murder. At first, David’s testimony includes reflections of his inspired life as a much younger man. This brings us to a montage of family video shorts broadcast from David’s vivid recollections that are very revealing, if not intimate. Billed as both a love story and a murder mystery, All Good Things is superbly casted and creatively mystifying.
David is our narrator and primary source of information for understanding the series of events under investigation. The story begins in 1971, when David is called by his lady friend and future wife Katie to repair a leak underneath her kitchen sink. Unable to fix the problem, David is at least able to prevent a major flooding of the floor. What is surprising is that he fixed the leak wearing a full tuxedo (not the condom). We come to find out that David is presumably the heir to his father’s massive fortune. Feeling audacious and confident, David asks Katie to join him for a luxurious dinner party. The chemistry and curiosity between these two young love birds is palpable.
When the young pairing arrives, they are greeted by Sanford Marks (played by the dashing Frank Langella). Sanford is a business man, a visionary, and a demanding father. Feeling dissatisfied with his son’s apathy toward joining the family business (renting and leasing properties, as well as renovation), Sanford insults his son in front of his lovely date. At the sumptuous dinner that follows, we find out that Sanford’s goal is to tear down old hotels and tenement buildings in order to replace them with scintillating spiraling glass office buildings and other architectural wonders. Mr. Marks is not only a forward thinker; he is also a relentless business man. When introduced to Katie, Mr. Marks insists that she introduce herself to their distinguished guests using her full name. This is a sign of his rigid formality.
Defying his father’s wishes/demands, during the holidays, David proposes to Katie at her parents’ house; she seems overjoyed. It is only when Sanford plants a seed of doubt in his son’s mind that his suspicions germinate. Mr. Marks suggests that Katherine is too beautiful a woman to live in a rural setting without lavish surroundings. This causes David to have a change of heart that is expected, yet still surprising. Rather than continue trying to turn a profit with their foodstuffs store known as “All Good Things”, David sells the property and takes his young wife to Manhattan. The whippersnapper has opted to become a player in the family business.
David’s responsibilities are unpleasant, but necessary; he is a glorified bookkeeper. Sanford charges his son with collecting rent in shady midtown hotels and rental properties. These edifices are surrounded by pimps, prostitutes, massage parlors, and other houses of debauchery. David’s arrival captures the attention of the Mayor (David Margulies) and his overzealous lackey. Trouble is brewing in the air. Meanwhile, it appears that Sanford was on the money when he recommended his son upgrade his wife’s surroundings. Katie loves their new gothic apartment, so much so that they make love in their new surroundings in a fit of passion (ok; it is quite ordinary, but my depiction sounds better).
Throughout the movie, we are made aware of David’s peculiar psychological state. At times, he seems distant and emotionally fragile. Moreover, he is diffident around people and he indulges in bouts of schizophrenia. Katie may be somewhat hokey, but she is also quite aware of David’s discomfort and alarming behavior.
Soon thereafter, Katie pins her husband down at their new summer home for a discussion about having children. David is completely opposed to the idea; his insistence convinces his wife that he is suffering the psychological impact of his mother’s horrific suicide when he was only nine-years-old. Subsequently, Katie is accidentally impregnated, and David is infuriated. It is important to tempt readers by pointing out that Dunst appears stark naked several times during the film. We are offered a front row seat to view her unmentionables.
In a defining parallel, while Katie is headed to a gynecologist’s office for an abortion, David is called away to collect money from another slum apartment at his father’s behest. This accelerates David’s transformation into acting like a neurotic person. Remember folks, this film is a murder mystery. In order to cope with her anxiety and misery, Katie starts snorting cocaine. All Good Things has gone from a steady climb, toward the endgame, to an all out race for the finish line. David seems like a genuinely troubled man, almost a modern day Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde archetype.
All Good Things is a drama of the first order. Although I am not sold on Kirsten Dunst’s talents or on Ryan Gosling’s ability to elicit excitement in viewers, the script and Director Andrew Jarecki more than compensate for their deficiencies. Inviting Langella to play Sanford Marks has helped considerably toward adding gravitas, and a steady hand at the wheel never hurts when trying to set a tone or establish a dramatic mood. All Good Things will not make my list for the best films of 2010, but it is worth watching, and it does an admirable job of building suspense and intrigue. I usually look forward to Gosling’s films; he has often to be paired with actors that compliment his strengths, if not highlight them. A good show to be sure, but greatness is a whole other realm.
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