Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Last Night with Kiera Knightley

Last Night starring Academy Award Winner Kiera Knightley (as Joanna Reed) and megastar Sam Worthington (Avatar and Clash of the Titans) as Michael Reed is a clever romance drama. Joanna and Michael clearly suffer from detrimental marital strife. He is admittedly content with their relationship despite its mundanity, but his sentiment is unmatched by Laura who is possessed with feelings of jealousy and self-loathing. He is a snazzy dresser while she has reduced her wardrobe to accommodate her feelings of boredom. Her ensemble of plain white granny panties speaks volumes about their passion for one another in the bedroom. On their way to a work related party, riding in a raindrop covered taxi cab, Joanna looks disgruntled and distracted. Michael appears to be frustrated and aloof. Clearly there is an undercurrent of high tension that generates a not so small amount of interest among viewers.

Immediately upon their arrival, the unhappy couple separates. Michael is busy on the balcony with his new colleague Laura (an extra perky Eva Mendes). Laura takes the notion of subtle flirtation to its very extreme. Joanna meanwhile is content inside gathering attention from any of the gentlemen attending the affair (pun intended!). When Laura and Joanna are acquaintanced, there seems to be some catty friction between them. They have the same intentions for Michael, but only one is already married to him! During the party Director Massy Tadjedin shows flashes of the taxi ride home when Joanna and Michael are staring out of separate windows oblivious of one another's thoughts and feelings. They cannot seem to kindle a conversation even if they were provided a gasoline-doused matchbook for their troubles.

Back at their contemporary apartment in New York, Joanna's rail thin body is still littered with granny panties though her nipples are provocatively protruding. What a waste of young sexiness when there is no sex occurring! Rather than relying on the subtle art of intimation, Joanna flat out accuses her husband of having slept with Laura during their last work trip to Los Angeles. She refuses to give up the ghost and relentlessly peppers him with harsh questions about his intentions and attraction to her. Joanna goes to far as to suggest that Michael must want to sample Laura's "newness" (British for Strange I think!). Don't we all mate! It is obvious her imbibitions of alcohol and addiction to smoking are problematic. One obsession/addition fuels another. Their bitter dialogue concludes with a cliffhanger from Joanna who bluntly asks if they married too soon.

With the cat away the mouse comes out to play! While skulking about on a seemingly mundane day, Joanna encounters her former lover Alex (Guillaume Canet). Alex is different that Michael. He is far more loquacious, confident, and pours on the charm like piping hot coffee into an empty frigid mug. Surprise, surprise, they have saved each other's numbers and have deliberately not changed their means of communication. We later find out they had a torrid affair during a temporary marital spat between Michael and Joanna. Alex and Joanna have immeasurable chemistry, both sexual and cerebral. The stage is set for Alex and Joanna to gallivant about town together drinking and smoking and exploring their mutual attraction. Meanwhile, Michael and Laura dismiss their coworkers and the real test of his commitment begins. Which one will break, or will both deliver themselves into the devilish hands of extra-marital bliss?

Last Night is designed to elicit one of three reactions from moviegoers. The first is outrage over the frailty of the modern institution of marriage. The second is complete moral ambiguity brought on by self-guilt or prior experience with cheating. The third and most likely reaction from the audience will be arousal. What could be sexier than the chase? There are two gorgeous women, each appealing in their own right, each completely different but no less desirable than the other. Each are giving off heady vibes of licentiousness and desire. Both seem to want to be dominated. Everybody is honest about their marital or relationship status and they reveal their emotions every step of the way. Yet, somehow, only one of the married couple (Michael and Joanna) officially cheats (moving beyond emotional cheating and going straight for the jugular) and it is the one I never suspected would succumb to temptation.

Kiera Knightley is priceless as Joanna. She is equal parts neurotic, thrilling, smart, paranoid, and ravenous. Eva Mendes never fails when cast properly in the role of the seductive woman chasing her prey. Her buns are hot and fresh from the bakery! Sam Worthington for me lost my respect by being so one-dimensional and dull in his two blockbuster action films. In Last Night he redeems himself beautifully. We get the impression that he can act and act well. He is talented and there is no denying his appeal as a leading man. Though I am not familiar with Guillaume Canet's work, I very much look forward to following his career. He produces electricity through his eyes, and that causes viewers' enjoyment of tawdry seduction to increase tenfold. Overall, this is a major contribution to the contemporary romance field and one I would recommend you watch any night. Just beware not to antagonize your partner's pre-existing suspicions.

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