Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Mao's Last Dancer

Li Cunxin (Chi Cao [as an adult], Chengwu Guo [as a teenager], and Wen Bin Huang [as a child]) was only eleven years old when Communist Party leaders arrived at his school to recruit teenagers for a special project. This project turned out to be the creation of a Chinese national ballet team to be trained at Madam Mao's Beijing Dance Academy. Li would not be guaranteed a scholarship, but he would have the opportunity to compete and be judged for a position. This opportunity of a lifetime for a destitute young man with six brothers turned into a moving story, and led to an international diplomatic incident that highlighted the differences between communist societies and democratic institutions. Mao’s Last Dancer is the film adaptation of Li Cunxin’s international bestselling autobiography, similarly titled. The magnificent choreography exhibited in Mao puts the entire production of Black Swan in the rearview mirror of ballet supremacy. For ballet connoisseurs this is a must watch motion picture.

Li impressed the talent evaluators and earned a position at the Academy. Being a child and leaving behind his six brothers and his parents hurt Li emotionally. Regardless, performing well would mean a better life for his family. Throughout the course of the movie, Director Bruce Beresford switches from Li’s arrival in America to his training as a dancer at ballet school. Each lesson learned during those formative years impacts Li’s life in the present. We learn not only who Li is, we also learn why his actions are so bold and courageous. In America, Li comes under the tutelage of Ben Stevenson (the distinguished Bruce Greenwood), director of the Houston Ballet. This particular offshoot had been funded in part by donations from then Vice-President George H.W. Bush.

Stevenson took an interest in Li as a person; he spared no expense to house, clothe and train him in American ballet. This proved to be a life-changing friendship for the impressionable dancer, who arrived confused about his place in America, his identity as a person, and his assessment of capitalism. At first, Li acted skeptical of his trainer’s generosity. His guardian at the Chinese consulate advised him, as had his instructors growing up, that the Western world represents great evil in the form of greed.

We are privy to scenes of cultural and political indoctrination that occurred in Mao’s China during the Cultural Revolution and the Great Leap Forward. Children were taught that Mao and the Chinese leadership provided their people the highest standard of living of any nation, and that the Western world was corrupt and dastardly. When Li arrived, he expressed great hesitation toward the American way of life, and great surprise at the magnitude of his newfound freedom.

Li’s co-dancers immediately noticed (beyond his extraordinary talent) his humble nature and unrelenting honestly. Li became respected as much for his ability to perform onstage as he did for being a person of great character. Once Li impressed audiences and begun falling in love, both with America and with his girlfriend Elizabeth Mackey (Amanda Schull), his education visa expired. He refused to leave, despite the protestation of the Chinese authorities. The only option remaining, on the advice of legal counsel, was to get married; Liz agreed, and they became happily wed (ephemerally).

This did not stop the Chinese consulate from taking drastic measures. They placed Li under house arrest, and threatened to harm his family by charging them as counter-revolutionaries. This caused uproar among his new friends and with his immigration lawyer, Attorney Charles Foster (Kyle MacLachlan). The media became involved, and an international incident broke out. In the end, Li ended up banished from China and all contact with his family ceased. The grief-stricken performer was left to wonder about his family’s fate for years. The remainder of the picture is Li’s story of growing and developing as a ballet performer. Li became successful and world-renowned. All the while, Li’s relationships changed as he grew as a person.

Mao’s Last Dancer is a culturally rich picture full of life, liberty and the literal pursuit of happiness. Beresford and company have done a wonderful job choreographing the ballet scenes. The striking creativity of the stages, the dances, and the performers’ outfits is as befitting of a Broadway smash hit as it is of a film well-crafted. Although the storyline of Cunxin’s life was already there for the picking, the movie nicely draws us into his experiences from start to finish, and offers us a wealth of emotions.

2010 turned out to be a tremendous year for low-budget films. I enjoyed a myriad of pictures with incredible depth. I attribute the success of independent films to actors such as Bruce Greenwood, who have taken an active interest in making great films with real meaning behind them, as opposed to role-playing for the purpose of collecting paychecks. Moreover, many of the best films this year are based on novels and autobiographies, rather than isolated screenplays. Mao’s Last Dancer is the brilliant translation of real life into theater, for people globally to enjoy and appreciate.

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