| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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The Ledge is a gripping and deeply moving story. It presents one of the most intimate contrasts between religious fundamentalism and desultory existentialism every portrayed. With the dramatis personae of Liv Tyler, Patrick Wilson, Terrence Howard and Charlie Hunnam one would expect to be dramatic, but in fact it comes close to being earth-shattering. Rarely are films able to transcend their medium and become something larger than life. Admonition though folks, this film is depressing and is not for the faint of heart.
Hollis (Howard) is called into action when a man is literally on the verge of committing suicide. Gavin (Hunnam) is on the precipice of falling to an untimely (pun intended) demise. Hollis is the investigating detective charged with confronting the potential victim and mollifying him to the point where he will abandon the ledge and enjoy the safety of sure footing. He begins by questioning the jumper about his demons, his story, his rhyme and reasoning. Gavin confesses a story that is so intricate and riddled with passion and grief that we cannot help but to follow along in shear suspense.
The story begins when Gavin and his gay roommate (played by Christopher Gorham) are invited by their new neighbor for dinner on the same apartment floor. Shauna (Tyler) and her husband Joe (Wilson) are a peculiar couple. None of the characters' true selves are unveiled until the end so bear with some contradictions. Shauna is a student despite being somewhat older than the typical collegiate girl and has been employed by Joe's hotel as a sort of neighborly courtesy. Joe is a fundamentalist Christian devoted to his biblical studies and missionary style volunteering. It is clear they both have checkered pasts but just how jaded they are is initially a mystery. At dinner Joe insults both of his guests by telling them he will pray for their "abomination" against god. Apparently he believes both guests are homosexual lovers. In fact, Gavin is not only straight, he also feels attracted to Joe's wife. His strong condemnation out of the blue offends both guests and sends Gavin into full on revenge mode.
Gavin makes it his sole intention to seduce Shauna and since she is employed as a housemaid in the hotel he manages, their proximity makes his game immediately interesting. He continually suggests they should have ravaging sex and invites her to a variety of lunches, riverside walks, and roof top philosophizing sessions. He plays with fire and in return the proverbial (not literal) gates of hell shoot fireballs back at him. They eventually become sexually intimate and we are privy to Tyler's supple breasts and her legs wrapped around her lover in a heart-pounding, groaning orgasm. All of this occurs behind her husband's back despite what he has done for her. She used to be a wandering drug-addict without a hope for survival and recovery until Joe found her, helped her recover and loved her with all his heart. Unfortunately for him, he chose the wrong person to invest his trust in. She was easily seduced and seemed to crave the excitement of her old habits.
During this seemingly endless drama, Gavin falls in love with her despite his originally cruel intentions. Joe discovers her infidelity and places all three of the love-triangulated people (himself included of course) in an almost impossible situation. Gavin's rooftop suicidal urges are part of Joe's diabolical revenge scheme that will shock and dismay everybody. Detective Hollis is embroiled in his own personal challenges while speaking with Gavin. He found out earlier that day that he has always been sterile and that his children are his brother's and not his own. This crushes him and Gavin's actions will forever change his outlook on parenthood and on love.
The Ledge is a superb film who's praises I will sing like a soprano. Terrence Howard is always convincing and fantastic but he has outdone himself yet again. His true gift is that of cogent intensity on demand. Patrick Wilson normally plays the pretty boy modelesque boyfriend (except for in Insidious) but he portrays a fundamentalist to the point of convincing me he is one in real life. That is exactly what actors need to do, otherwise they are just lackeys and bustas like Bradley Cooper. Liv Tyler is a master of being the dual-personality woman riddled with mixed emotions. Finally, Charlie Hunnam reminds me of Chris Hemsworth only he can actually act! Hunnam is a relative unknown English actor, but his Oscar worthy performance here may well change the scope of his entire career. Ladies and gentlemen watch this film, it is worthy every nickel (normally quantified in pennies but inflation is inflation).
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