Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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The Art of Getting By

The Art of Getting By is an agonizingly brilliant picture. It reminds me of my experiences as a misguided and reckless teenager. There was so much raw potential but so much reclusiveness and shyness and repressed emotion. I have always related better to the intelligent and artistic crowds than I have with the spoiled, "whatever, like, you know, as if" dimwits. Freddie Highmore and Emma Roberts are strange bedfellows indeed but they are nevertheless a perfect match. The Art of Getting By is so much more than a typical coming-of-age drama, it is fiction truer than the truth.

George Zinavoy (Freddie Highmore) is approximately halfway through his final year at the Morgan Preparatory Academy when he stumbles on somewhat of a game changer. This something is no mere object, it is a someone, and her name is Sally Howe (Emma Roberts). While George is reclusive, diffident, and bitterly sarcastic about the future, Sally is upbeat, exciting, and wildly modelesque. Despite their obvious differences, their inner cores are aligned and both of their lives are headed on a crash course.

George's father pays for his tuition but he resides in Asia and is removed from his life. This leaves his two primary influences as his struggling mother Vivian Sargent (Rita Wilson) and his embattled step father (Sam Robards). Vivian and Sam are having marital troubles and they are growing evermore financially desperate. While their drama is unfolding, George is wandering through life with a dangerous attitude. He is coasting through his senior year with failing grades, and he rarely applies himself. It is clear that George is brilliant and artistic but he is rigidly closed and reluctant. Digging a deeper hole for himself, he is caught smoking on school grounds, which, according to his magnanimous principal Martinson (Blair Underwood) is an offense for which he may be expelled. Noticing a comely girl smoking in the background, George deflects the attention toward himself exclusively to save her from being punished. This random happenstance earns George his first friend in years, and a beautiful prospect as well.

Sally is no maiden, that's for sure, but she has an abundance of qualities that separate her from other girls her age. Her mother (Elizabeth Reaser) is quite the coquette. She is recently divorced and engages in indiscriminate sexual encounters. Her behavior sets a wretched example for her confused daughter. Familial struggles and challenges are what cause Sally and George to appreciate one another on such an intimate level.  Common struggles breed trust and friendship.

Sally introduces her new friend to her friends (Will and Zoe), and then proceeds to flirt with George incessantly. They are virtually inseparable but Sally always seems to mingle with other men around him, including his new artistic mentor Dustin (Michael Angarano). This drives him bananas but he is always too guarded to reveal his feelings to Sally. Being that George is young and impressionable and inexperienced, she has to make all of the moves. He wants to be romantic with her with every fiber of his being but he is insecure. When she finally offers him the keys to the kitchen as it were, he freezes and wrecks the best thing that had ever happened to him. In his defense, Sally teased him mercilessly and then proposed to be romantic in somewhat of a direct way. This embarrassed George who wanted to take things slowly. His shocked silence causes a rift in their friendship and Sally becomes involved with Dustin behind his back.

All the while, George is forced to stop floating through life as though there are no consequences. His mother is financially ruined and she is going to be divorced. This causes him to step up and to finally take responsibility for himself. He completes more school work than I ever thought possible and finally unleashes his artistic passion to create an artwork so heartfelt and meaningful it might well make you smile, or openly weep.

The Art of Getting By is a moving film that brought me to the brink of tears a few times. It is not the usual teenage drama queen episode. It presents a rich and compelling story with two young shining stars, Highmore and Roberts. I highly recommend it for those of you that are artistic and are sensitive and imaginative. I do resent the ending of the film, but I have never been a fan of love triangles, they frankly sicken me.

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