| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Missing Pieces is a complexly constructed film. It is a new addition to the genre in which the main characters are desperate to bridge their memory gaps. Many of you will recall films such as Momento and Rendition in which the protagonists are operating on memory fumes. Comparably, in Missing Pieces, David Lindale (Marc Boone Junior) goes to extreme lengths to repair his life after he has ostensibly lost any semblance of his former self. A vicious accident has erased his former identity and his beloved Delia (Melora Walters) has abandoned the man he has become. She is blameless as David is emotionally scrambled and his inner being seems to have undergone a dramatic shift. This film is the story of how David attempts to repair the damage his accident has caused to his own relationship by attempting to foment love with two innocent kidnap victims.
When we gaze upon David Lindale for the first time he is clearly lost. He acts erratic and seems nonplussed about his wife's lack of affection. Delia is revolting over her husband's lack of recognition of his former personality. She is incredulous to live with a man devoid of rationality and basic cognitive skills. He refuses to accept her tantrums and protestations and continues to argue they should be together. He even cooks dinner for her, though it is really more like mom's mystery meat stew. Whether or not rehabilitation will help David regain what he lost is not explored so much as his current dysfunctional condition. Director Kenton Bartlett mimics David's scattered thoughts and torrent emotional state by showing morsels and pieces of the past, present and future storyline that David has set into motion.
David's surveillance has determined that his neighbor and a local waitress are lonely and unattached. He wants to prove to Delia that he can engineer a relationship between two people that will be full of love and mutual understanding. He is convinced that his actions (cooking, courting, and connivance) will earn her affections once more. This involves kidnapping two people by using chloroform to subdue them. Illegal, psychotic and deranged sure, but with the very best of intentions? One cannot blame David as beyond the inchoate application of chloroform he is nonviolent toward his victims. Surprising, his plan has a chance for success. David gives instructions for the two docile and warm-hearted youngsters. They are to open envelopes containing intimate questions at certain time intervals. The consequences of failure to do so could be dire. They are essentially stranded on a promontory, though with a nice view. David is convinced this harrowing experience will generate a spark between the two hopeful lovebirds and subsequently between himself and Delia.
Missing Pieces is a far cry from the ordinary Hollywood picture. It is terrifically crafted, well-directed, persuasively acted, and the music is depressingly lovely. Caution though folks, this independent film takes time to develop. The director teases potential outcomes through flashes of memory from David's mind and this necessitates viewers pay punctilious attention to every detail. To truly enjoy this film you must be focused and prepared to embrace the stream of consciousness style of directing. Overall, Missing Pieces is unique enough to make a lasting impression, though whether it will receive mainstream praise remains to be seen.
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