| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Never underestimate Mel Gibson as an actor. Evaluating Gibson as a human being is an entirely different story but please keep in mind that we here at www.screenspotlight.com are movie pundits and not the TMZ paparazzi police. Having watched the majority of Gibson's films spanning over two decades, it is unambiguous that he is one of the greatest natural actors of his or any generation. Personal demons may plague him but when the cameras start rolling all that Gibson is capable of is delivering one tour de force performance after the next. There is no actor quite like him, and he is in a league of his own. It should come as no surprise, although it fooled me completely, that starring in a film entitled The Beaver, would prove yet another instant sensation for Gibson. It may be a box office blunder given to spelunking, but I will be damned if The Beaver is not as hilarious as it is heartfelt and strangely fascinating.
Walter Black (Gibson) has been suffering from the darkest depression imaginable. With his management of his father's company failing, his marriage crumbling, and his growing apathy toward life in general, disaster seems to be looming on the proximal horizon. Walter and his wife Meredith separate on a temporary basis leaving the husband and father at rock bottom. While wallowing in his self-started misery, Walter takes matters into his own hands, well, sort of. He attempts suicide by virtue of hanging himself with his lovely men's neck tie. When that plan fails, not unlike everything else in his life, Walter tries to jump off a hotel balcony. That miraculously backfires (and thank goodness because we would not have a full length feature film had he succeeded) and Walter is sent tumbling backward into the hotel room only to collide with the television stand, thus causing a rather large and ponderous T.V. to bash in his head. Once he awakens, Walter is left to decide if the alcohol caused the hangover, or the giant T.V. stuck to his cranium. Maybe both?
Oscar's son Porter (Anton Yelchin) strives to differentiate himself from dear old dad. His wife Meredith is baffled by her husband's behavior, and their youngest son Henry (Ricky Thomas-Stewart) is strangely amused. Henry is a social pariah and can understand his father's profound angst. Now, back to the most crucial storyline development.
When Walter awakens from his suicidal/drunken stupor, he dons an old and rather shaggy hand puppet. The puppet comes to live as Walter has an epiphany. He needs a supportive friend to provide encouragement, advice, and a little bit of a spark to his daily routine. "The Beaver" has a sarcastic voice, and Mel Gibson is a terrible ventriloquist. Without much tarrying, Walter reincorporates his family back into his life, and the puppet becomes the puppetmaster. Talk about a twisted situation!
Superficially, The Beaver looks, how shall I state this delicately: moronic. After I crossed the threshold from the previews to the actual motion picture I once again learned by F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote, "Reserving judgment is a matter of infinite hope". Sometimes we critics have a tendency to label, categorize, or otherwise pre-judge a film before giving it its rightful due. Mel Gibson can (pardon the biblical reference, as I do not wish to delve into Gibson's theological or political viewpoints) turn water into wine when filmmaking is involved. If only he had starred in more movies throughout the years perhaps he would have entertained folks more so than staining his reputation. Even as an older and clearly beaten actor, Gibson still delivers the goods like a FedEx next day air service. It make not look like much with Gibson's hand shoved up the backdoor of a puppet, but believe me, it is transformative.
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