| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Moneyball is one hundred and thirty three minutes long. In layman's terms it is well over two hours in duration. Irrespective of its painful length Moneyball is a charming movie to its core. The film's two stars Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill may make for strange bedfellows indeed, but they play off one another's strengths with great poise and pizzazz. Moneyball is the story of Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane (Pitt) and his extraordinary transition from player to management. Director Bennett Miller deftly inserts flashbacks from Beane's youth to illustrate his painful decision to turn pro rather than earn an education at Stanford on a full baseball/football scholarship. Rightfully so, and titularly ironic, Beane recognized that turning pro was "the only decision he ever made in his life about money".
Moneyball begins as the 2001 Oakland Athletics team is being dismembered on account of free agency. The Athletics' two star players, Johnny Damon and Jason Giambi, are paid extravagant amounts of money by "big-market" teams. This leaves the 2002 Athletics and their general manager Beane in an unenviable position. Beane must find a way to replace Giambi and Damon's production with a paltry (sarcasm here folks) $40,000,000 at his disposal. The Yankees' payroll exceeded $125,000,000 simultaneously. Teams in major markets are capable of filling up ballparks throughout the season whereas small market teams are at an economic disadvantage. Even the ratings bore out this point. Yankees, Red Sox and Dodger's games are the most watched and will likely continue to repeat this pattern. Lucrative television contracts and the ensuing national exposure are what keeps the money wheel spinning.
Beane's quest to fill roster spots with lesser known players for less money than most of the other teams are offering is no day at the park, pun intended. Meeting with the usual scout team is bringing him nothing but headaches and false promises. This is why he seeks talent elsewhere. While meeting a decision maker about acquiring new players, Beane finds Yale statistician Peter Brand (Hill). Brand's brand of logic may seem suspect because it was relatively untested but it capture Beane's interest and thus a new professional friendship was born.
Together, Beane and Brand devise a method of winning enough baseball games to make the playoffs and to regain the statistical contributions of their lost star players. Throughout their process the scouting team becomes dismayed and the team's coach Art Howe (Philip Seymour Hoffman) refuses to take marching orders from the G.M. During the season not only do Brand and Beane demand lineup changes, they also trade away their star rookie Pena to compel the skipper to see things their way. Many incredulous fans and members of the seething sensationalist press ask for their heads on a silver platter, but the tandem stays the course.
One of the best and most dramatic portions of this film is Beane's fractured family life. His daughter absolutely loves him and worries herself sick over his job security and future. Beane believes that baseball is utterly romantic and despite his frustrations over the start of the season, he never gives up hope that the statistical calculations will ring true and bring the team to the brink of winning it all. He gambles his and his daughter's financial future on the strength of his convictions.
The best part of the film is Beane and Brand's interactions with the team's players. Beane becomes more of a coach than Howe who receives all of the credit when the team succeeds and goes on an absolute tear by approaching the baseball world record for most consecutive victories. It is Beane's faith and encouragement along with Brand's analyses that helps the team move forward and succeed beyond their wildest expectations.
When all is said and done and the Athletics' season is over, Beane is offered an enormous/damn near staggering sum of money to become the G.M. for another team. Regretting his immature and reckless decision to turn pro for the remuneration, Beane carefully weights his future on his own terms.
Brad Pitt unequivocally is Moneyball. He not only makes the movie reel turn, he is the shining star. Jonah Hill is terrific and Philip Seymour Hoffman's crotchety performance may be hilarious, but Pitt is the lifeblood of Moneyball. Without him the movie would be nothing. This is why there is so much Oscar chatter about the film. The movie will not win Best Picture but it may win the coveted Best Actor Oscar. The film is charming, hilarious, dramatic, and thoroughly enjoyable. It is a fraction too long but there is never a dull moment and every scene adds to its richness. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up America!
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