Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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The Ides of March Directed by George Clooney

The Ides of March is heart-pounding political theater. Rarely are studios willing to bankroll films that are this politically supercharged. The one complaint I have about the entire production is that writer/director George Clooney appears too infrequently to satiate my appetite for great acting. With The Ides of March, Clooney has not only proven himself an adept director, he has found a way to unearth Ryan Gosling's talents so as to make him look like an Oscar worthy genius. Gosling of late seemed to have gone by the wayside and selected roles to prove himself versatile, but they were the wrong roles that did not play to his strengths. Part of Clooney's directorial magic includes covering up his actors' flaws and exploiting only their strengths. I would pay (unless there will be more free screenings that are one of the benefits of being in the media) good money to watch this dynamic duo in action again.

Stephen Myers (Gosling) is Governor Mike Morris' (Clooney) junior campaign director. He handles media matters and appearances. He is well recognized as the best in the industry despite being only thirty years of age. Paul Zara (Philip Seymour Hoffman) heads the behind the scenes campaign management and both internal and external polling. Together they make a formidable team that threatens their opponent's chances of eking out a victory. The opposition's chief of staff is Tom Duffy (Paul Giamatti). Duffy is a guileful veteran that has more than a few textbook tricks up his sleeve. He knows what buttons to push and how to allure Myers' curiosities. The beat reported covering all of the primary stories in syndication is Ida Horowicz (Marissa Tomei). Ida is not above petty blackmailing to obtain a story. She is in the middle of the politicians' mind-games and wheeling and dealing.

Overall, the Governor's campaign has a nominal lead in the polls. Rush Limbaugh's "operation chaos" (inciting republicans to vote for the weaker presidential candidate in the early primaries) threatens to dismantle Morris' Iowa primary hopes. The only way for the Governor to secure victory is to promise a cabinet position to a local senator in order to garner the majority of the delegates' support.

Enter Molly Stearns (Evan Rachel Wood), a coquettish twenty year old campaign intern working for Morris. She vehemently pursues Myers and seduces him in a seemingly innocent way. Myers is more than flattered, he is taken by her beauty and ostensible kindness. Moments after their second romantic encounter, at 2:30 A.M., Molly receives a call from the Governor. Apparently, despite having had steamy sex with the campaign manager, she is pregnant with the Governor's child. Making matters even more combustible, Molly is the daughter of the DNC chairman which is arguably the most prominent public position held by any democrat during election seasons. Every character seems to stir the pot until it boils over and becomes a scalding cauldron filled with flaming political porridge. Myers' ideals and principles are shot to hell and he becomes embroiled in what has the potential to become a scandal so gargantuan it could derail not only Morris, but all democrats in their effort to take back the presidency.

The Ides of March is rather sadistic. The characters are thoroughly political beings. Each member of the Morris staff cares about only one thing, winning. It does not matter who they have to trample on or whose lives they have to destroy to achieve the desired outcome, because winning is all that counts. Gosling's character is brilliant because it exposes the nauseating underbelly of politics in a way that the American people can relate to. There are no politicians as pure as the driven snow. Everyone has baggage, and none of us are infallible, except for the pope, and the irony is he had to be elected by fallible religious leaders to achieve that untouchable designation! For those of you closely following the Republican primary, the presidential primary debates, and President Obama's approval numbers et al, I strongly recommend The Ides of March. The film is exemplary of modern politics, though perhaps a little outdated. It closely resembles the 2008 election (along with John Edwards' baggage) and does not seem in touch with politics in 2012. Gosling, Seymour Hoffman, Giamatti, Wood, Clooney and Tomei are flat out awesome. What a complete production from top to bottom. Two American flags up, it is officially election season!

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