Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

Margin Call

Margin Call deftly captures the zeitgeist of our time. With the Wall Street protesters crying poverty despite many owning expensive gadgets (they are bought and paid for political hypocrites), Wall Street workers and corporations are under siege by the very people that share their predominant political worldview: liberalism. Margin Call benefits from enlisting one of the greatest conglomerations of pure actors ever assembled for a movie (good work Lionsgate). With Kevin Spacey, Paul Bettany, Stanley Tucci, Penn Badgley, Demi Moore, Aasif Mandvi, Zachary Quinto and others, it is no wonder this picture has been causing our mouths to water since the teaser trailers debuted. Caution, this film is not for everyone, though Writer/Director J.C. Chandor has thrown in some nightlife backdrops for the irregular audience's viewing pleasure. Time to find out what all the hubbub is about...

An unnamed investment bank has just liquidated 80% of its "non-essential" workforce. Among those shit canned is Eric Dale (Stanley Tucci). On his way down the elevator, phone turned off, company passwords voided, Dale offers a flash drive to his former employee that has survived the layoffs. Peter Sullivan (Quinto) analyzes the data as only a doctor of physics can and he uncovers what Dale had feared the most. The investment bank is overleveraged and ruined because of the mortgage crisis/failure. One-by-one the firm's upper management team are notified.

Dale disappears, but in his stead, Sullivan, his coworker Seth Bregman (Badgley), their boss Will Emerson (Bettany), his boss Sam Rogers (Spacey), and their overall managers Sarah Robertson (Moore) and Jared Cohen (Simon Baker) are notified. In a great moment of panic and mutual understanding, the firm's C.E.O. and majority shareholder is called in for an emergency board meeting. John Tuld (Jeremy Irons) assesses the situation based on Sullivan's appraisal and quickly puts into motion a ruinous plan of action. Tuld decides to activate the biggest stock sell-off and swindle perpetrated on unsuspecting investors. The film's intent is to expose this sort of chicanery not only for what it is, but for what it arguably means about capitalism and corporations.

Throughout the film the writer/director takes potshots at millionaires and billionaires. They are painted as wasteful, exorbitant, wicked and callous people. Much of the discussion revolves around how much money the company's employees spend frivolously. As we all know nobody deserves to be rich no matter how hard they work, or how much they accomplish, of how many jobs they create for others. Furthermore, "rich" people spend all of their money on booze and whores while the rest of us poor schmucks are busy wasting our lives away working ourselves to death for a fraction of what those scoundrels earn. Right? I will not eat at the Olive Garden ever again affluent monsters! Earlier, I wrote that Margin Call is wonderful in that the featured actors are superb. Everyone is devoted throughout to provide the most realistic and convincing portrayals possible. Unfortunately, every else about this film is cockamamie and deluded.

Did corporate fat cats sabotage ordinary investors to save their own hides? You bet. Does this limited fleecing make capitalism villainous and subject to communist infiltration? Margin Call would make a fine communist propaganda film. Remember folks it is "inspired" by a true story. Semantically that is leagues different from being "based" on a true story. I want to enjoy Margin Call but it is flat, boring, not nearly as tense as it should be given the alleged circumstances faced by the corporate participants, and the predominant theme is capitalism's avarice. Screen Spotlight is not intended to be a political website, but can any reasonable viewer deny this is an inherently political film? Watch it if you are fascinated by politics and economics but expect to learn very little other than how disgusting capitalism supposedly is.

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