Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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J. Edgar, A Clint Eastwood Film

Leonardo DiCaprio seemed to have piqued too soon. Never before has an actor come back from five consecutive backbreaking movies to deliver such a stunning performance worthy of the ages. J. Edgar is the best movie of 2011. It has taken 11 months and seven days for a film of this quality to arrive on scene and it was worth the wait. J. Edgar will win at least five Oscar awards and it will blow audiences away.

DiCaprio has mastered the mannerisms of John Edgar Hoover. The makeup artists have allowed him to appear as similar to the real life FBI Chief as possible, both as a young upstart and as an elderly man. Hoover is portrayed as a brilliant mind having established the Bureau as a force backed by the government. He implemented finger printing, card cataloging, wire tapping, dendrochronology, and sundry other mechanisms for containing and imprisoning criminals. Hoover even employed the Card Catalog system for The Library of Congress. He transformed the Bureau from A. Mitchell Palmer's slapdash communist shadow hunters to a viable and professional national crime solving organization.

Director Clint Eastwood explores Hoover's unnatural relationship with his mother (played by Judi Dench). He lived at home until his mother died and subsequently developed a proclivity for cross dressing. The FBI Director realized he disliked women sexually and fell in love with the man whom he made his second in command and lifelong partner, Clyde Tolson (Armie Hammer). Clyde intended to become a successful lawyer but Hoover derailed his ambition by securing a top ranking spot within the FBI on his behalf. Their relationship has its tempestuous moments but their mutual love and admiration is stunning. This is one homosexual relationship that is made to feel special and romantic in every way.

Hoover's entire career is covered in great detail. This is almost a given considering the picture lasts for over 2 hours and thirty minutes. It is the literal neverending story! Casual viewers and historians alike will appreciate witnessing these expert reenactments of Hoover's attempts to implement new crime detection technologies, his battles with Congress over the Bureau's expansion, the Chief's attempts to solve the Lindbergh missing baby riddle, the Bureau's struggle to terminate the lives of bank robbers, and his unfailing attempts at blackmailing eight United States presidents. These seedy activities maintained his position at the Bureau indefinitely. Hoover captured Eleanor Roosevelt in a compromising sexual and political scandal, JFK in a sexual escapade (in the basement of all places!), Nixon as a liar and a machinist, and the list goes on. Despite all of these intriguing details, perhaps the best part of the film is Eastwood's exploration character study of Hoover's private life as a closet homosexual and cross dresser.

At no point does Eastwood turn this into a rumpus and scandalous picture. His intent is to provide insight into the mysterious character of J. Edgar Hoover, but never to besmirch of scandalize the Bureau Chief's name. Hoover is portrayed as a man of great intellect, impeachable loyalty and great character (blackmailing notwithstanding). Commensurately, his flaws and suspiciousness and devious sexual inclinations are depicted with great accuracy and class. Eastwood's film is nothing if not artistic and tasteful.

Clint Eastwood will win the award for Best Director, Leonardo DiCaprio will earn Best Actor, the film itself will win Best Picture, the makeup artists will win for their category, and Armie Hammer will easily take home the dazzling Best Supporting Actor prize. The film could well win more than five Oscars but it will likely vex audiences due to its over-nomination. Let's offer credit where it is due, the entire cast is brilliant, including Judi Dench (as Annie Hoover), and Naomi Watts (as Hoover's secretary and confidant Helen Gandy). Above and beyond all of this, DiCaprio steals the show. This is his comeback movie of the decade, hell, possibly the century. The OLD Leo is back; the one whose movies we cannot wait to watch and will forgive for their scarcity. The makeup esthiologists do a picture perfect job of making DiCaprio not only look like J. Edgar, but also making the characters age decades with both style and dignity. This is not some ragtag collection of film artists, this is the A team that wins Oscar Awards routinely. High -praise for J. Edgar, the definitive film of 2011.

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