Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Meek's Cutoff with Bruce Greenwood

Meek's Cutoff reminds me of the cable television program "Sunrise Earth". The primary point of departure is that Sunrise Earth occurs in the modern day, often in real time, and Meek's Cutoff is a reenactment of life in 1845 Oregon. The scenery is replete with pastures, barren landscapes, endless space, pre-industrial devices, and a distinctive old world ambiance. Meek's Cutoff beautifully depicts life in the mid 1800s during a time of change but also a period of hardship for nomadic settlers in America. Caution viewers, though Meek's Cutoff is cinematographically extraordinary, it requires great patience to wait for the dialogue and some semblance of a plot to develop.

Although anything in the way of an engrossing dialog is absent, there is a mountain solid storyline accompanying the Oregon backdrop. Three families have hired a ranger/guide to assist them in crossing the Cascade Mountains. The Cascades are part of the Pacific Fire Ring indicating there are active volcanoes along the mass of rock extending through Oregon to Washington and through Canada. The history of the Mountain is full of romantic stories of explorers (Lewis and Clark among them) and travelers and families took refuge there to avoid severe inundations.

The three families' guide, Stephen Meek, leads them across a stretch of land that appears barren and inhospitable. They slowly become weary of their guide's veracity and judgment because he promised them a shortcut, not a perilous journey full of hardship. Nearing the cessation of their threadbare patience, the families stumble upon their sworn enemy, a Native American tribesman. They arrive at a figurative crossroad amidst a harsh topography chock-full of them. The families, the men and women, must make a critical decision about who to trust at a time when their energy and resolve are about expended.

Considering the agonizingly slow pace at which Meek's Cutoff moves, it will surprise many of you that the cast is star-studded. Bruce Greenwood portrays Stephen Meek, Paul Dano plays Thomas Gately, and Michelle Williams depicts Emily Tetherow. Paul Dano is quietly establishing himself as the new face of Western and prairie films. All of the actors demonstrate considerable patience by trusting and working within the director's constraints. Director Kelly Reichardt's modus operandi is to mimic an 1845 journey in which families face a life or death situation. There are no picture perfect images, or loud special effects, or deliberately eye-popping stunts. Instead, Reichardt has gone for broke in imitating life in order to create art. She could not have picked better talent to work with. Certainly the terrain is perfect, the traditional garbs remind me of the time period, and she has not included even a hint contemporary themes. In portraying 1845 she has succeeded brilliantly. However, art is not always beautiful, and perhaps its glaring flaws are what makes it so unique and treasurable. As a theater film Meek's Cutoff would be a Box Office disaster. Watched by imaginative and patient critics in a  controlled setting, this will be recognized as a brilliant movie for what is accomplishes with so very little. The cast and the director have accomplished something important, but I cannot vouch for its mass appeal. That might be a good thing folks but time will tell.

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