Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Screen Spotlight Featured Reviews

Martha Marcy May Marlene

Martha Marcy May Marlene is by all measures an appalling film that will make people sick to their stomachs. This pronouncement comes at the great ire of Screen Spotlight editor Charmaine Saratan. For Charmaine, the main character's struggle is painfully real and society does not do a good enough job of reintegrating victims of abuse into normal society. From my perspective, even the worst films (grindhouse Halloween slasher films for example) can be made interesting once naked breasts or tuchises make their cameo appearance. Yet, somehow, Martha Marcy May Marlene is loaded with T and A, but I still feel like vomiting rather than indulging in a little love making. The entire film focuses on sexual degradation, the psychological impact of being a part of a harem, and on pseudo-rape. Every scene is peculiar, sinister, and there is absolutely nothing to enjoy. It is merely a spectacle and one that I prefer never to rubberneck again.

Writer/Director Sean Durkin has some explaining to do. For instance, why is his film necessary? What does it contribute to the world of cinema, and what is its greater point/meaning? Does the public need to be educated about the psychological impact of being trapped in a sex cult? Do moviegoers require images of rape in order to feel they have gotten their $9.99's worth? Nudity is beautiful. It has been the foundation for the majority of humanity's artwork and storytelling since the dawning of intelligent/vocal mankind. Nudity is not however attractive when at the expense of a young woman's very existence. What is attractive, interesting, or sexy (barf) about forced fornication? Elizabeth Olsen(a sister of the Olsen twins) is beautiful naked but were I a betting man, I would put a thousand to one odds on Olsen never resurrecting her acting career after being exposed naked from every angle and portrayed as a sex-abused nutcase. Sean Durkin is not a visionary, he is a tormented person trying to prove a non-existent point that only a handful of deeply disturbed people care about.

Fox Searchlight Pictures has gone the route of bankrolling two feature films that are headlined by sex and nudity. The first, Shame, debuts this weekend. The reviews from the intellectual elite are mixed. Most believe the film explores human desire to too great an extent. I read (paraphrasing here) that sex is meaningless if it is for excitement and not for orgasming or for love. Really? Sex is one of the most exciting activities a human being can take part in. It makes life worth living. Shame is all about sex, group sex, masturbation, gay sex, anal sex, and every other type of well, SEX! Michael Fassbender and Carey Mulligan may tell a story about a battered and bruised family but they are so hot and interesting in doing so. Seeing the vagina and penis of two of the most world-famous actors intrigued me. They played their roles with reckless abandon.

Fox Searchlight's second nudity-laden picture is the aforereviewed Martha Marcy May Marlene. I cannot truly elaborate on the plot in any sort of a meaningful way because the film outraged me. The protagonist, played by Olsen, is deranged. Her mind has been poisoned by a cult leader who happened to ass rape her on a daily basis. Through flashbacks we come to find out about the group's various thefts, murders, and acts of sexual delinquency. The cult members give the name "sick-fuck" a new meaning. In the aftermath, the poor girl is living with her sister and her sister's husband. They are intolerant of her strange behavior and inclination toward doing everything in the nude. It is so hard to like anything about Martha Marcy May Marlene because it will likely anger audiences and not to prove a point or for any positive reason.

I feel guilty ladies and gentlemen. The studio sent me this screener in good faith. I am supposed to balance out this review by writing positive remarks. The only equilibrium I can manage is to suggest that the nudity would be steamy if viewers can ignore the background leading up to it. Otherwise, I am at a loss. I thought Shame blew the roof off of Hollywood's standards and will transform the way actresses go about showing their bodies. Martha Marcy May Marlene however will only make most people sick and they will demand a refund. Sorry, I cannot in good conscience endorse this one.

Charmaine, editor in chief of screenspotlight.com, takes the opposing view of Martha Marcy May Marlene. From her point of view this film is a true portrayal of the aftermath of being raped or having a sex addiction. According to Charmaine, women are rarely the same person after enduring sexual abuse. Their personalities and behavior change. While I felt the director propounded pointless images of abuse, our editor is convinced these piercing images contain a great deal of veracity. An abuse victim would not be helped by living with people that "act normal" because the victim has not broken their addiction and would not easily distinguish between what is appropriate and what she is required to do. Essentially, Charmaine found Martha Marcy May Marlene to be a psychological melodrama that tells a real story that people need to know about in case they have an abused friend or family member. This film illuminates their trauma, torment and struggle. For the record, my opinion remains unaltered.

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